[雜談] 我家的老人看蘇打綠
前幾天坐在客廳邊吃水果看蘇打綠小巨蛋DVD
我娘經過我身邊, 我隨口問了一句:
"媽, 你猜青峰幾歲?"
我娘:"32"
我:(口中的芭樂差點噴出來)"你確定? 還是你隨便說說跟我開玩笑啊?"
我娘: "我真的這樣覺得啊, 誰跟你開玩笑?"(認真貌)
我: "你確定你知道青峰是誰? 沒記錯人?"
我娘: "知道啊, 就是那個唱歌很會扭的人啊"(邊說邊手指電視)
我: "那那那...鼓手呢? 你覺得他幾歲?"
(註:自上次帶我娘去阿龔的音樂會後,我娘就說她最喜歡小威)
我娘:"至少35" (她還特地把"至少"二字強調語氣)
我: "媽...鼓手跟你女兒同年...青峰比我小三歲..."
我娘:(這次換她很驚訝)"什麼?!他們這麼年輕嗎??"
我:(用無辜的眼神看著我娘, 然後點點頭)
"其實每一個團員的年紀都比你女兒小"(我越講越小聲)
我娘: "喔...(陷入沉思狀)那他們看起來真的很成熟,生活經過不少歷練了"
結果...我媽坐下來跟我一起看DVD...
其實我一直都覺得蘇打綠的每個成員都看來年輕貌美青春活力啊
但我家老人家的解讀跟我不太一樣...
倒過來說的話...是我媽暗指我看起來不成熟? (哈)
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從幾歲開始會被叫做老人?
我只知道昨天自己在水果店結帳時已經被叫"老闆娘"了
其實我也才29歲而已..
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