先前情提要一下
認識蠍女大概6個月左右,蠍女去年年底分手
在這之間,我也怕碰雷,所以先爬板上文,讓心裡有個底
意外獲得一些資訊:想成為交往對象,大概就是分左圓(天菜)/右圓(觀察對象)...
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大概在2個禮拜前,蠍女在好朋友的慫恿下,去搭訕了一個在書局很認真看書的男生
可能蠍女外表不錯,男生也就理所當然的互留聯絡方式
在這2個禮拜之中,蠍女跟他有一搭沒一搭的聊著LINE
其中,蠍女也有找我討論,對這男生沒感覺,然後我也建議他少連絡(這當然有點私心~)
但是過幾天後,跟蠍女聊天,她就自己自爆其實對這男生是有好感的!!!!(我混亂了...)
結果隔天,蠍女就說,這男生有女朋友,但是在美國留學中
蠍女超生氣,因為他之前也是被劈腿,然後不想讓自己的痛加在別的女孩子身上,
然後就跟對方說不可能再見面了,也罵這男生為什麼一開始不講清楚
結果上週五,看到蠍女FB PO一張看似親密的男女合照
男生就是蠍女說不會再見面的人(我越來越混亂了...)
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這男女關係再發展下去,不用鬼才編劇我也知道會怎麼演
過段時日就會在一起,然後在一起一段時間後,蠍女想要正名,男方使用拖字訣
蠍女一直屈就於地下情人的位置,直到清醒(or 被正宮發現開始PK)
希望不是更慘的,男生吃完就走~
(男生的心理:他是搭訕來的,朋友圈不重疊;不吃白不吃)
好啦,我其實輸得有點不爽
就外表,我贏 (會有人倒追我,外表還說得過去,還不只1.2個...XDDD)
就聊天,我贏 (我超愛喇D賽,阿公阿罵都來我FB留言ㄟ~)
就上進心,我贏 (這就不多說,但我絕對比同年紀的年輕人還要拼!!)
就FB讚,我贏 (初估,若以相同留言來看,我的讚比他多10倍阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
哎,蠍女阿蠍女
妳的天菜,不等於對於愛情或未來的保障阿.......
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