[閒聊] 我家的裝小孩蠍男(內有閃 請自備墨鏡)
一開始先不要這麼閃好了...因為我要說兩件事
一開始閃的話 大家瞎了 就看不到第二件事情了:P
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1. 胡蘿蔔&花椰菜事件
我家這隻蠍男真的很挑食
(吃過不好吃的 "不吃";沒吃過的吃一口 不習慣 "不吃")
有一次一起吃飯 他把東西吃光光後 剩下胡蘿蔔和花椰菜
我希望他能不要這麼挑食 眉毛皺了一下 對蠍男說 "不可以挑食"
蠍男:(默默的把胡蘿蔔夾到湯匙上)
"妳看 它跳下去了"
我:然後呢?它是乾淨的 仍可以吃阿
蠍男:(把胡蘿蔔夾到他放骨頭的上面)
這樣就不能吃了(裝無辜)
我:(暈倒) (決定先跳過胡蘿蔔) (指著花椰菜)
這個要吃
蠍男:可是它是裝飾用的耶(他點鐵板類的食物 有的店家為了外觀好看而放的)
我:那它也是可以吃的阿=_=
蠍男:(眼見爭不過我 乖乖夾起 咬一口) 生的O.Q
我:(夾過來 咬一口) 明明就熟的 你騙人= =
蠍男:(像做錯事被抓到的小孩表情)
我:( ‵□′)───C<─___-)|||
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2. 與貓認真篇(請戴墨鏡<(◥█◤▽◥█◤)>)
某天 我家蠍男 在逗貓
我剛好在蠍男旁邊
貓正要過來我這邊時
蠍男突然抱住我 跟貓說
"這是我的 不給你" (抱緊緊)
痾...... 你跟貓認真個什麼勁阿( ̄□ ̄|||)a
不過我很開心就是了>/////////<
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老實說 我是來放閃的(被毆)
今天跟他交往滿一個月了 所以來這邊紀念一下XD
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