[轉錄][轉錄][求助] 女朋友的怪異行徑
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作者: knight00931 (洨獵人) 看板: sex
標題: [轉錄][求助] 女朋友的怪異行徑
時間: Fri Jul 18 23:54:29 2008
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作者: boykitty (我的吉他叫小紅) 看板: Boy-Girl
標題: [求助] 女朋友的怪異行徑
時間: Fri Jul 18 23:39:48 2008
跟女朋友交往兩年了
我很愛她..可是最近我們遇到了前所未有的難題..
女友常會要求我做一些奇怪的事情..
比如說
看電影看到一半..女友挖鼻屎要求我把它吃下去..
沒錯..當你看赤壁看的火熱時..有一粒鼻屎就是硬生生的在你眼前..
一旦我不吃..他就吵著說我不愛她..
有時候生氣電影看到一半就走了..害我也只能跟著出去..
然後假裝很想吃的說.."我要吃.."..
女友的氣才會消掉..然後才能繼續回去把電影看完..
這種情況已經發生在好幾部電影上了..=.=...
另一種情況.
有時候女友洗澡洗到一半..會叫我進去..
我當時想說.."爽到了..終於可以...嘿嘿..."..
結果
她只是叫我進來吃大便..=.=..
你沒聽錯..沒看錯..就是吃大便..
她指著她剛大完的大便..說要吃掉才是最愛她..
我當然不可能吃阿..
不過當晚就會冷戰一整晚..
以上都是真實..
大家也別跟我開玩笑了..
我是很認真的想尋找協助與幫忙..
還有心理輔導..
請大家幫幫我..我該怎麼辦
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