[轉錄][無言]洗衣機,辛苦你了!
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作者: a22515517 (阿猛) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言]洗衣機,辛苦你了!
時間: Thu Jun 18 03:22:25 2009
本來應該在電腦桌旁邊k書拚期末考的我
不應該出現在這裡po文
不過我室友實在是太強大了!
無法不將他的偉大的事蹟po出來
網誌圖文版http://www.wretch.cc/blog/a22515517/30856504
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就在不久的剛剛
強者我室友不忘他的衣服還在洗衣機裡還沒曬
終於在夜深人靜 所有事情都忙完之後
有空開始曬衣服
沒想到......
「幹!我洗衣服好像有紙掉進去了,整桶衣服都是屑屑!」
這種事還蠻平凡的
因為我也常常不小心把衛生紙丟進去裡面洗
一時也沒有管他那麼多.....
「幹! 誰來幫我清一下,我的衣服全報銷了!」
我心裡os:阿不就再重洗一次就好了 沒那麼誇張還要人幫忙吧!
「偎偎偎快過來幫忙一下拉! 好多屑屑...」
媽的 一個大男人還要人過去幫忙 有沒有那麼沒用
誰知道我一過去後陽台 看到了這輩子沒看過的奇景!!
「媽阿!這三小阿!怎麼整台洗衣機都是紙?」
這種事這輩子應該只能看到一次
強者我室友把整本課本丟進洗衣機裡洗
你以為只是一本小小的書嗎?
You are wrong!!!!!!!
他把大學工學院必修的工程數學課本丟進去!!!
讀過都知道 它是一本一千多頁 厚達五公分左右的原文書
為什麼我們會知道它是工數課本呢?
因為眼尖的我們在洗衣機的邊壁上發現了這個
(工程數學課本的封面....)
「幹!真的是工數課本欸! 奇怪我沒有工數課本阿!? 這會是誰的」
此時,另外一個室友跳出來說話了!
「阿!那是a22515517的!上次我記得.....」
「阿!那是a22515517的!上次我記得....」
「阿!那是a22515517的!上次我記得....」
幹 那是我的課本
我的課本怎麼會被丟進去裡面攪
重點是我下星期一還要考工數欸!
攪成這副德性 我是要怎麼看.....
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因為他以為他衣服很多 想都沒想就整桶丟進去了...
誰知道裡面有一本書....
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根據他的說法 是前幾天下大雨
後陽台全濕 他以為他後陽台的洗衣籃衣服都泡水變重了
所以也沒想那麼多就丟進去 就變成這副德性了...
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不知道...= = 可能被我遺忘太久
想不開就跑去洗衣機自殺了
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One day Chris Lincecum telephoned his son, Tim Lincecum, with a concern.
"Tim, everybody is calling you a freak."
"Well, Dad, I am. Why?"
"How can you say you're a freak? You're just a good athlete."
"O.K., is Michael Jordan a freak? Tiger Woods? Jack Nicklaus?"
"Yeah, I'd consider them freaks," Chris said. "Then, O.K., you're a freak."
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