[分享] The Mom Song
超帥的啦!!!!
快到有些字幕我都跟不太上，但是歌詞真的超爆笑!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXgoJ0f5EsQ
附上歌詞好了，歌詞在下一頁：
Get Up Now Get Up Now
Get Out Of Bed
Wash Your Face
Wash Your Teeth
Comb Your Sleepy Head
Here's Your Clothes
And Your Shoes
Hear The Words I Said
Get Up Now Get Up And Make Your BED!
Are You Hot?
Are You Cold?
Are You Wearing THAT?
Where's Your Books And Your Lunch
And Your Homework At?
Grab Your Coat And Your Gloves
And Your Scarf And Hat
Don't Forget
YOU GOTTA FEED THE CAT
Eat Your Breakfast
The Experience Tell Us
It's The Most Important Meal Of All!
Take Your Vitamins
So You Will Grow Up
One Day To Be Big AND TALL!
Please Remeber The Orthodontist
Will Be Seeing You At 3 Today
Don't Forget Your Piano Lesson
Is This Afternoon
So You MUST PLAY!
Don't Shovel
Chew Slowly
But Hurry
The Bus Is Here
Be Careful Come Back Here!
Did You Wash Behind You Ears?
Play Outside
Don't Be Rough
Would You Just Play Fair?
Be Polite Make A Friend
Don't Forget To Share
Work It Out Wait Your Turn
Never Take A Dare
Get Along Don't Make Me
Come Down THERE
Clean Your Room
Fold Your Clothes
Put Your Stuff Away
Make Your Bed Do It Now
DO WE HAVE ALL DAY?
Were You Born In A Barn?
Would You Like Some Hay?
Can You Even Hear
A WORD I SAY?
ANSWER The Phone!
Get Off The PHONE!
Don't Sit So Close
Turn It Down
No Texting At The Table
NO MORE Computer Time TONIGHT!
You'r IPOD's My IPOD
If You Don't Listen Up
Where Are You Going?
And With Whom?
And What Time
Do You Think You're Coming Home?
Saying Thank You Please Excuse Me
Makes You Welcome
Everywhere You Roam
You'll Appreciate My Widsom
Someday When You're Older And You're Grown
Can't Wait 'Till You Have
A Couple Little Children Of Your Own
You'll Thank Me
For The Councel I Gave You
So Willingly
But Right Now
I'll Thank You
Not To Roll Your Eyes At Me
Close Your Mouth When You Chew
We'd Appreciate
Take A Bite Maybe Two
Of The Stuff You Hate
Use Your Fork Do Not Burp
Or I'll Set You Straight
Eat The Food
I Put Upon Your plate
Get An "A" Get The Door
Don't Get Smart With Me
Get A Grip Get In Here
I'LL COUNT TO 3
Get A Job Get A Life
Get A PHD
Get A Dose Of...
I Don't Care Who Started It
You're GROUNDED
Until You're 36
Get Your Story STRAIGHT
And Tell The Truth For Once
For Heaven's Sake
And If All Your Friends
Jumped Off A Cliff
Would You Jump Too?
If I Said It Once
I've Said It AT LEAST
A Thousand Times Before
That You're TOO OLD TO
Act This Way
It Must Be
YOUR FATHER'S DNA
Look At Me
When I Am Talking
Stand Up Straighter
When You Walk
A Place For Everything
And Everything
Must Be In Place
Stop Crying
Or I'll Give You Something
Real To Cry About
(OH!)
Wash Your Face
Brush Your Teeth
Get Your Pj's On
Get In Bed Give A Hug
Say A Prayer With Mom
Don't Forget
I LOVE YOU.
AND TOMORROW WE WILL DO THIS ALL AGAIN
BECAUSE A MOM'S WORK NEVER ENDS
You Don't Need
The Reason Why
Because, Because, Because, BECAUSE!
I Said So, I Said So, I Said So, I SAID SO!
I'm The MOM
THE MOM
THE MOM
THE MOM
THE MOM
TA-DA!
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