[版友] 阿馬浴室裡的小鴨鴨
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□I D □hsf1326
□暱稱 □西瓜 馬太(福音...戰士!?) 變態森林管理員...之一(自爆就自爆>3<)
□星座 □依舊是美女如雲的天秤座(((揍
□本命 □(妳/你最喜歡誰)我喜歡跟你一起玩小鴨鴨>///< - 朴政馬 雖然有時候覺得你更帥 但是我還是愛阿馬 - 金亨亨
□如何喜歡上SS501的□
Long time ago,高雄市的某一塊西瓜田旁的小溪裡,飄來了一顆大桃子,瓜爸跟瓜媽看見了,就手拿石頭把大桃子砸爆,於是清純又可愛的小西瓜就這樣誕生了....好啦!別鬧了!(拍桌) 我快速帶過我十幾年的追韓星生涯...在高中畢業後,因為一些錯綜複雜的原因,搭上了重考列車,因為不是自願重考,所以整個人墮落的猛看韓綜(還敢說),那時候我的心還在某大神團身上...在激進韓綜期間,常常撇見搭撥S,但是看了心裡只想"喔喔~這團還蠻有趣的"XD
然後就拋到西瓜腦後了,卻沒發現搭撥S葛格們在我的心裡偷偷埋下了愛苗...(眾拍桌:你是在寫小說還是在填版友文啊!) 而愛苗長成大樹的鍥機是為了那時候要支持一下我的舊愛中的AN女婿兒看了我結...在這裡...我真的要感謝賢重大人...如果不是金大人您演出了我結...我永遠不會跟阿馬相遇!這一切都是緣份(望向遠方)
哈哈哈!好啦!在這裡先暫停一下!我又要來小小的自爆一下(因為我是無限長肉的西瓜,要爆幾次都沒關係XDD)
其實在日本行那部分開始,我先看上了去澡堂洗澡,還要穿著內褲,讓阿馬產生怨念的金亨亨!幼稚園的行徑,嬰兒般的小肚肚(?),甜美的聲音,牛奶般的皮膚...一切的一切,讓我無法自拔XDDD
但是!沒想到在我多次複習我結之後!朴阿馬以他性感的身段,美妙的囉嗦聲,漸漸地佔據我小小的心靈XD
加上今年初的韓國行去看音樂劇的時候,本人太過白目,而且想說朋友都去看東團(不知道哪團的自己想辦法XD)的演唱會,沒人認識我,就豁出去對快要經過我身邊的朴丹尼打了招呼...原本想說,他應該不會理我吧,畢竟他要忙著上台...沒!想!到!他的手竟然飄了過來,經過我的下巴(沒碰到好可惜XD),還用他的媚眼和我對視了幾秒!!頓時我腦中的西瓜籽一顆顆爆裂!(這就是我無籽西瓜的由來XD)總而言之,因為朴丹尼幫我解決了籽的問題,我就把這輩子託付給他,而亨亨就變成第二名了...(眾毆)
剩下的三隻用一句話帶過(好敷衍XD),因為他們的幽默,還有堅強的唱歌實力,所以也就很喜歡他們這樣XDDDD,各位不要打我,我真的沒梗了>3<
□想說的話/給板主or板上的建議□怎麼辦!我真的不知道要說什麼...
搭撥版真的是我看過最和樂也最讚的版,跟五隻一樣讚!有美麗的雪莉版主,可愛的碗豆粒們,還有促咪的廣播以及12點左右會開門的變態森林推文...真是有趣極了!一天不來逛一下,心裡都會覺得怪怪的!
看了我上面的話,大家一定覺得我在唬X!不過...真的是耶!XDDDD 沒有啦!!這些都是我的真心話唷!
然後...6/28的時候很期待跟各位相認喔!還要一起喊口號!拼過韓飯跟日本大媽XD(扒光你!朴政玟!扒光你!金亨俊!每天都要扒光你!)
最後想默默的補一句...亨俊哥!不要在穿著內褲洗澡了嘛!阿馬不會叫你撿肥皂啦!(超級大誤)
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