[轉錄][嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T
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作者: rainbao (▆▇█雨寶█▇▆) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T
時間: Tue Mar 13 21:53:41 2007
昨天去家教的路上 因為是晚上 所以還是有點寒意
我當時沒有戴手套 停紅燈的時候
右手還是扶著逋逋 左手就做五指伸展動作
突然 一隻手抓住我放在手把上的右手 我的手反射動作抽出來
轉過頭瞪著身旁那個戴著棒球帽的男子
正笑嬉嬉看著我: [我看妳好像很冷]
靠! 老娘就算冷死也不關他的事
雖然是手被觸碰 但是那種噁心感 跟好久以前被襲胸是一樣的!!
就是幹! 就只有幹! (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧
當時要趕去上家教 那個紅綠燈又很久 心想不要理這個變態
我把車往前嚕一點 另一方面在心裡一直祈禱
一直祈禱變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 綠燈我就走
他竟然又跟上來 一臉笑嘻嘻 這真的讓我反胃
誰知道他是不是有用過那隻手打手槍 幹哩
於是我越想越氣 決定開口罵他 我拉下口罩 用這輩子吃奶的力氣對他大喊
[ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ]
[ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ]
[ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ]
囧 我喊了什麼 我剛剛喊了什麼???
在關鍵時刻我竟然罵錯!! 幹他娘的!! (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧
我是要罵他變態的 是變態啊!!!
整個氣勢都沒了 (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧
然後就在我恍神的時候變綠燈了 他一臉賤樣說 :[妹妹掰掰~~]
留下我停在那個紅綠燈瞠目結舌 回過神以後 又紅燈了
幹!!!!
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