[閒聊] SD對穿腸~
以下台詞本人改編自唐伯虎點秋香,加上有室友的協助而完成,看完如有不適還請見諒!
黑心腸(黑椒企劃):一包二抽共三加碼,想抽四B五A六S,竟只砸七八九百,十分妄想!
黑椒經理:對啊,怎麼不對呢?你不給我面子,我可真的要發飆了!
鄭液:讓我來試試! 十賭九輸,湊得八千七百六拾五塊四毛,機率三抽二槓,一肚子火
黑心腸(黑椒企劃):好工整啊!
消保官:鄭液,你來的正是時候。
鄭液:沒事,沒事,沒事。
黑心腸(黑椒企劃):在下是黑椒企劃兼扒皮錢參謀,綽號黑王之王的黑心腸。閣下是?
鄭液:小弟玩過OLG,SD中一個迷途小玩家,鄭液。
黑心腸(黑椒企劃):好!我就來會一會你!
(兩人互相凝視,蓄勢待發,突然......親了一下......眾人跌倒在地!)
鄭液:對不起,我兩惺惺相惜,情不自禁。
黑心腸:言歸正傳,我們開始了。
黑心腸:現實中,我擺爛你沒招,說聲玩家,謝謝指教!
鄭液:遊戲裡,圖不開掛不抓,叫聲黑椒,你娘卡好!
眾人:對得好!對得好!
黑心腸:包包抽抽加加碼碼處處爽爽黑黑。
鄭液:跳跳水水沙沙樓樓天天開開心心。
眾人:鄭液真行啊!對得好!
黑椒經理:快出對子對死他,對死他!
黑心腸:千種心思,黑心黑錢黑玩家。
鄭液:萬目共睹,賭氣賭爛賭黑椒。
黑心腸:我上等黑心,顯現一身豪氣。
鄭液:你下流卑鄙,只有腦殘疝氣。
黑心腸:我堂堂參謀將軍會輸給你個玩家? 你買機庫來養蚊。
鄭液:你賣黑包調機率。
黑心腸:大把鈔票入口袋。
鄭液:你老子來拒買包!
(黑心腸倒地噴血)
鄭液:遊戲本為消遣作樂,今日心腸兄居然黑到嘔出幾十兩血,可謂空前絕後,小弟佩服
佩服!
雖然本人已出國留學近一個月,但還是希望黑椒有所改進啊XD 請各位笑納~
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