[轉錄][耍冷] 誰能活下來
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作者: masterandy (藍.藍.路-) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 誰能活下來
時間: Mon Feb 18 22:46:55 2008
一架飛機因為故障 在非洲一個原始的食人部落迫降
這台飛機上恰巧載著幾位藝人: 久令、灌C、仁腐、魚翔拳
部落的土著們很快地就把這些人綁起來 準備當作食物吃掉
依照該部落的傳統 他們有下列幾種殘酷的方法:
1.清蒸- 將人清蒸 享受原味
2.剁肉- 將身體各部的肉一片片切下 邊烤邊吃
3.沉墜- 將人敲暈馬上丟到盛滿高湯的鍋中煮熟
但是 有一個人卻沒有受到上面的任何一種方式對待 是誰呢?
Ans:灌C
因為
沒灌C 蒸的沒灌C 愛跟誰就跟誰出去
沒灌C 剁肉沒灌C 妳有尋找快樂的權利
沒灌C 沉墜沒灌C 是我不會說甜言蜜語
沒灌C 怎樣都沒灌C 大不了不要在一起
-出自 張宇<沒灌C>
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看久了以後 灌C都不灌C了
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