[反推] 伍薇 撞上真公主 (有劇情)
□ 書名:撞上真公主
□ 作者:伍薇
□ 出版社/書系:狗屋
□ 反推的原因:
故事從幼稚園說起…
● 女主:老師 岳岳哥哥要走了嗎
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● 女主:我要岳岳哥哥~~
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男主:君君乖 我會來看你 ●
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● 女主:岳岳哥哥要來喔…
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很久很久以後……
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男主 女主
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(這女的全身泥巴)
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(這男的娘炮)
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你怎麼撞我ooxx………
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Ooxx……… (一陣無聊的爭吵)
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我叫我媽來!!
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於是男女雙方父母都出現了
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原來是女主媽啊!!
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原來是男主爸啊!!
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讓他們結婚吧!!
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好啊!!
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不要 不要
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她就是君君啊 他就是岳岳啊
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(君君怎麼變泥巴人) (岳岳怎麼變娘炮)
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結論:讓他們結婚…
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所以男主跑去找女主
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去勸我爸
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你自己不會去勸
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我說了,他被氣到住院
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於是兩人去醫院
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男主~~~
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妳怎麼來了
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我是你女友阿
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我們早就分手了
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我去削蘋果
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啊~流血了
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(哭了)
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乖~~
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(覺得很像幼稚園的君君,就心動了)
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後來女主去勸男主爸和女主媽
媽 我有男友了~~
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帶來瞧瞧!
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於是女主找了一個有女友的學長幫忙串通
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就是他,我學長
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等一下!!
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你果然真的偷吃 嗚嗚嗚~~~
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不~~我只是演戲的~~~
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你騙人~~~
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(只好)
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別誤會啦,他真的不是
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最左邊那個有顏色的才是我未婚夫
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對,我們要結婚了,我還設計禮服給她
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真好,羨慕妳
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(以下男女主懶得著色....自己腦袋中著一下...)
(水球男主:我們私下聊聊)
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我絕對不會嫁你!!
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我才不要娶妳!!
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男主爸:水球太大聲我聽到了…
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男主爸:啊~~傷心啦
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沒有啦 我真的要娶她
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對啦,我們要結婚了
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(小聲協議:假結婚吧)
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後來,他們幾乎見面就爭吵
但男主也因為女主讓他感覺像幼稚園的君君而喜歡上女主了
而女主被男主親一下就愛上他了
最後2人就真的結婚了
中間略過劇情:
女配後來自殺沒死
女配的爸只因女主一句如果他有兒子就嫁他就平息怒火了
心得:一群瘋子在演戲
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樓上 XD
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我後來翻了下,公主就是裡面小小的幾行
女主因為穿得全身很多泥巴,仍昂然走,所以像公主....
不要跟瘋子太認真....
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我也不願意老借到反推書...(泣) 都是被封面騙的....
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