[討論] 我現在最怕的事情

看板RedSox作者 (Schadenfreude)時間18年前 (2007/08/16 14:15), 編輯推噓33(33推 0噓 12→)
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這不是嘴砲，這是假設性討論 2007年9月三號 紅襪對金鳥 紅襪先發投完7局，紅襪領先三分 這時候Francona派上Gagne來救援 然後丟了兩分以後，他又把Kevin Millar保送 保送以後Francona看不下去, 直接把Papelbon丟上來 當Papelbon一走上投手丘以後，禿然球場的燈不亮，整個球場被黑暗包圍 15秒鐘以後燈又亮起來 看到Gagne在Papelbon的後面拿了個折疊椅 直接砸他的背後 然後他當場倒地 這件事發生3秒鐘以後, Eric Bedard從休息室衝出來, Adam Stern從觀眾席跳出來 把隊長Double-Team, 然後給他一個3D 在一篇混亂當中，沒人知道發生什麼事 Kevin Millar站在一壘上想到Youkilis把他的工作搶了 不爽 就趁他不注意的時候給他一個RKO Pedroia當天沒有上場，他跟老爹從休息區衝出來. 然後Pedroia戰到老爹的肩膀上 跳下來飛踢Millar報仇, 只可惜兩個人還是無法打贏3個加拿大人 最後看到三位Gagne, Bedard, Stern站在投手丘上 幹爺把他的紅襪球衣脫下來 底下居然穿的居然是金鳥球衣 三個人舉起一個超大號加拿大國旗開始揮 球場的喇叭開始播放加拿大國歌 這時候在家裡看NESN的觀眾會聽到Jerry Remy莫名其妙的用德州腔: OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED. THE CARNAGE, THE MAYHEM, THE CHAOS!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! GAGNE WAS IN AN ALLIANCE WITH THE CANADIANS ALL ALONG!! WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED! 剛好晚上10點鐘，電視螢幕黑掉，Sportsdesk開始 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.10.91.84
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08/16 14:17, , 1F
註: 那個禮拜的禮拜四我們會發現椅子是Lugo傳給幹爺的
08/16 14:17, 1F
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08/16 14:18, , 2F
我需要哪個人來告訴我點，拜託，我太孤陋寡聞了
08/16 14:18, 2F
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08/16 14:18, , 3F
忍一個禮拜有那麼難嗎...
08/16 14:18, 3F
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08/16 14:19, , 4F
Give him the chair!!
08/16 14:19, 4F
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08/16 14:21, , 5F
推三樓XDD
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08/16 14:30, , 6F
XDDDD
08/16 14:30, 6F
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08/16 14:32, , 7F
............
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08/16 14:37, , 8F
......... 忍一個禮拜有那麼難嗎
08/16 14:37, 8F
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08/16 14:39, , 9F
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
08/16 14:39, 9F
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08/16 14:40, , 10F
然後Edge出場用三個史必爾把他們秒了
08/16 14:40, 10F
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08/16 14:43, , 11F
Mirabelli: I can't believe I jobbed for that guy
08/16 14:43, 11F
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08/16 14:43, , 12F
Wakefield: You idiot, you job for everybody
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08/16 14:52, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/16 14:52, 13F
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08/16 14:53, , 14F
XD
08/16 14:53, 14F
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08/16 14:58, , 15F
I hope they do a plotline where the Canadians kidnap
08/16 14:58, 15F
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08/16 14:59, , 16F
Okajima's wife and put her through a table
08/16 14:59, 16F
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08/16 14:59, , 17F
But then Lowell and Okajima teams up to save them
08/16 14:59, 17F
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08/16 15:01, , 18F
我笑了....(囧)
08/16 15:01, 18F
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08/16 15:10, , 19F
你沒看到板標嗎 ?? XD
08/16 15:10, 19F
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08/16 15:12, , 20F
水
08/16 15:12, 20F
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08/16 15:14, , 21F
這不是嘴砲這是啥
08/16 15:14, 21F
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08/16 15:18, , 22F
Time passes faster in Korea
08/16 15:18, 22F
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08/16 15:20, , 23F
噗
08/16 15:20, 23F
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08/16 15:21, , 24F
KOREA HAS INVENTED TIME MACHINES
08/16 15:21, 24F
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08/16 15:34, , 25F
忍一個禮拜有那麼難嗎?????
08/16 15:34, 25F
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08/16 15:35, , 26F
忍一個禮拜有那麼難嗎???
08/16 15:35, 26F
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08/16 15:35, , 27F
忍一個禮拜有那麼難嗎???
08/16 15:35, 27F
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08/16 15:43, , 28F
忍一個禮拜不嘴砲比忍一個禮拜不打槍痛苦嗎?
08/16 15:43, 28F
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08/16 15:56, , 29F
吼~~~~沒收功就打嘴砲!!! XD
08/16 15:56, 29F
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08/16 16:21, , 30F
How about kidnap Okajima's and DiceK's wife?
08/16 16:21, 30F
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08/16 16:22, , 31F
That would double the pleasure~
08/16 16:22, 31F
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08/16 16:23, , 32F
鐵大終究還是忍不住不嘴砲~
08/16 16:23, 32F
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08/16 16:45, , 33F
想推卻找不到梗來推.....^^
08/16 16:45, 33F
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08/16 17:43, , 34F
XD~
08/16 17:43, 34F
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08/16 20:48, , 35F
Big Show ?
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08/16 21:04, , 36F
喔耶~
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08/16 21:30, , 37F
XDDD
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08/16 22:27, , 38F
我看不懂德州腔的梗......
08/16 22:27, 38F
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08/16 22:36, , 39F
Big Show 出來的話，胖子隊會哭吧。
08/16 22:36, 39F
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08/16 22:40, , 40F
JR is from Texas!
08/16 22:40, 40F
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08/16 23:16, , 41F
粉柯南派出茶水小弟來一技曬衣索（神之調度阿ＸＤＤ）
08/16 23:16, 41F
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08/16 23:58, , 42F
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
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08/17 00:17, , 43F
XD 噗哈哈哈哈哈!!!
08/17 00:17, 43F
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08/17 10:58, , 44F
一個禮拜是有難度的 XD
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08/17 13:27, , 45F
南方公園？ XD
08/17 13:27, 45F
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