[轉錄]Re: [問題] 只有男女朋友可以睡一起嗎?
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作者: Airos1983 (-=]F.S.C[=-*X+) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [問題] 只有男女朋友可以睡一起嗎?
時間: Fri Aug 19 02:46:22 2005
※ 引述《OrzShit (XD)》之銘言:
: 男生就別說了~一定願意的阿~
: 女生咧?
: 會跟不是男友的人睡一張床嗎?
: 有三行了= =
通常西斯版有以下幾種情況吧..我沒講完的麻煩洨眾補齊了XD
一.女生單身,自願來找單身男睡.
1.男生硬是忍住,效法聖人的精神.-->洨眾:你這禽獸不如的傢伙. or 你還是男人嗎?
or 你是好人(遞)
2.男生上了.-->洨眾:沒種子(圖 錄音檔)沒真相. or 太陽拳,閃光彈啊啊啊...
(另,程度太過不真實的-->洨眾:你豪洨.)
(另,去死團員:恭喜老爺!賀喜夫人!)
二.女生名花有主,自願來找單身男睡.
1.男生忍住.-->洨眾:你是好人(遞) or 那女的真是個破麻.
2.男生上了.-->洨眾:幹得好,有砲堪打直需打,莫待無砲空打槍.
三.女生單身,自願來找有另一半的男人睡:
1.男人忍住.-->洨眾:報名開始.
2.男人上了.-->洨眾:幹你媽的賤男人,劈腿男 ~!@#$%^&*..
四.兩方都有伴了:
1.男人忍住.-->洨眾:報名開始. (好像沒在怕死的)
2.男人上了.-->洨眾:你們這對狗男女 !@#$%^&...
五.情況未明,但是小狐或壞男孩或副長出現:
洨眾:洨狐a..(開始進行一個吃豆腐的動作)
好快的刀! or 壞男孩好帥!
副長英明 <(_ _)>
六.情況未明,但是Tanza出現:
洨眾:你會不會太偏激了? or T大真是真男人啊. or 字字血淚.
七.情況未明,但是yoritw出現:
洨眾:推 or 中肯 or 這篇文章真是應該拿來當兩性教材啊. (開始轉型認真研究)
八.情況未明,但是西斯名作者群出現:(不用打廣告吧@@"..我很公平的)
洨眾:推! 好文啊. or 續集快出啊! (外加各式各樣心得)
九.情況未明,但是Jack0出現:
洨眾:大師好 <(_ _)>
十.情況未明,但是成大狗博士出現:
洨眾:~!@#$%^& (一片紅,外加一堆黑特板字眼)
十一.情況未明,但是張爸出現:
洨眾:張爸早安. (......此恨綿綿無絕期......)
or 以下有個網址.......(推圖開始)
十二.情況未明,但是記者出現:
洨眾:!@#$%^& (這些字眼我看還是..)
十三.情況未明,但是版龜出現:
版龜出現了當然砍文啊,還看..
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