[生活] (偽)與初戀情人的對話
(偽)
話說小弟的初戀情人在去年結婚,
最近聽說她懷孕了。
於是基於禮貌與關心,用whatsapp傳了個短訊。
"恭喜啊,祝妳懷孕過程順利平安啊"
"^^, 我也希望這樣"
"懷的是女兒嗎?"
"不好意思,是兒子捏,不能嫁給你當老婆啦"
"(抱頭)我的意圖有這麼明顯嗎XD"
"我想,我們的關係還是不要禍延子孫好了啦"
(男方轉頭淚奔)
無論如何,還是祝她順利平安啊XD
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