[生活] 以病人為中心
一位中年婦女來到術前麻醉評估門診,
預定於日內接受全膝關節置換手術。
我詢問了些問題後,開始解釋著麻醉方式。
"這個手術做半身麻醉,我會拿一隻細針在妳背後打藥"
婦女臉現驚恐,堅決地說,"我不要任何會碰到我脊椎的方法"
於是我頓了一下,開始解釋全身麻醉,
"我會先從點滴打藥讓妳睡著,然後嘴巴要插一隻管子,維持妳的呼吸順暢",
婦人臉色鐵青,問道
" 這是不是要插管啊?我不要插管,有沒有不打脊椎也不插管的方法?"...
我的大腦運作了一下,本來想給她一根棍子跟一本春秋,讓她咬個牙撐完整台手術。
不過現在醫院總是強調"以病人為中心",所以我還是繼續解釋了,
"還有一個方法叫神經阻斷術,不會碰到妳的脊椎跟插管。
我當麻醉科醫師以來只看過兩次,自己從來沒做過,
如果妳願意給我機會練習這個技術,我會十分感謝,
我可能要花上兩個小時的時間嚐試,不停地拿一根針在妳屁股跟大腿上扎來扎去,
成功機率大概是比零多一些,不成功的話還是得全麻插管,不知您意下如何?"
婦女馬上下定決心說
"我還是插管好了"
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