[推娃] 測量機
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╭┴╮│智商測量機│
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<█> │請勿將石頭│
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%╭┴╮│智商測量機│
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% <█> │請勿將石頭│
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╭┴╮│智商測量機│
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<█> │XX社長您好│
|| │歡迎您到來│
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%╭┴╮│智商測量機│
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% <█> │XX社長您好│
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% || │歡迎您到來│
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╭┴╮│濃度測量機│
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<炸> │本瓦斯濃度│
|| │等於 柏油 │
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%╭┴╮│濃度測量機│
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% <炸> │本瓦斯濃度│
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% || │等於 柏油 │
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╭┴╮│美貌測量機│
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<鯰> │此人美貌度│
|| │等於 屎 │
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%╭┴╮│美貌測量機│
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% <鯰> │此人美貌度│
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╭┴╮│CD時間測量│
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<張> │此人CD時間│
|| │ 無CD時間 │
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%╭┴╮│CD時間測量│
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% <張> │此人CD時間│
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╭┴╮│長度測量機│
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<瓦> │此人下身長│
|| │ ∞ │
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%╭┴╮│長度測量機│
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% <瓦> │此人下身長│
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╭┴╮│好食測量機│
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<鄭> │此人愛好物│
|| │ ●~ │
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%╭┴╮│好食測量機│
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% <鄭> │此人愛好物│
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╭┴╮│甜度測量機│
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<甜> │此人甜度為│
|| │ Q甜 │
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%╭┴╮│甜度測量機│
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% <甜> │此人甜度為│
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╭┴╮│宅度測量機│
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<宅> │此人宅度為│
|| │ 宅宅 │
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%╭┴╮│宅度測量機│
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% <宅> │此人宅度為│
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% || │ 宅宅 │
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※ 編輯: Justin0610 來自: 61.223.35.61 (01/21 22:58)
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