[轉錄][笑話] 0到100的東西
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: joejoejoejoe (目標:清掉所有計組難題) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 0到100的東西
時間: Fri Dec 1 18:58:51 2006
三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。
第一個男人說:「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」
另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼,所以他揭露答案:「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」
第二個男人也說:「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」
「那一定是法拉利,對吧?」
「答對了!我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」
第三個男人開口說:「我買給我老婆一個在兩秒內從0-100的東西。」
「不可能的!法拉利是世界上最快的車種了!」
「恩...那不是汽車啦...那是 .....
一台電子體重計!」
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