[其他] 鄭先生的回文圖片
第一次PO歷史文不知道打的怎麼樣
請各位高手多多指教啦
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ptt上面的回文常常出現鄭先生的蹤影
較早期網友的回文常常打:你豪洨鄭先生有看到
現在網友改用鄭先生現身說法,以下為常見的三張圖片
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╤═╤ ◢██◣ ╤═╤
|洨| █ ◥▌ |天|
|公| ◤□︵□▌ |下|
| | ╲ ▽╱ ●~ | |
|食| ◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ |歸|
|子| | | |心|
╧═╧ ◤ ̄◥ ╧═╧
◢██◣
█ ◥▌ ╭──────────╮
◤□︵□▌ │ 想要老衲的棒子嗎? │
╲ 口╱ ╭──────────╯
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤
| |
◤ ̄◥
◢ ̄ ̄◣ "To eat or not to eat,
◎█ ◥◎
◎◎◤□︵□◎ that's the question."
◎◎╲ ο╱◎ ●~
╱ ◣◢ ̄ ̄◤ ── Shakesperm
|| ▕ ̄
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在新228事件左右,鄭先生又一連串全新力作
呼籲鄉民們一起聊天泡洨,不要筆戰了
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┬┴┬┴┬
┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴╭ 鄉親啊!大家一起來
┬┴─┴┬┴─┴ ◢██◣ 泡洨湯聊天
___ █ ◥▌ξ ξ ┬┴┬┴┬
▏ ◣ ◤□︵□▌ ξξ ┴┬┴
▏洨 ▏┬┴ ╲╰ ╱─ξ ─┴─┴─
▏湯 ▏┴┬┴◢ . . ◤────╮
____㊣ ▏┬┴ /~˙~● ~˙~. ◢
____㊣ ▏┬┴ /~˙~● ~˙~. ◢
◢ ◣_____/ ~.~● ~●~˙◢█___
█ ≡◥ ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉█ __/__
◤□︵□+ __ ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤ /
╲ )-╱ /⊕/▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤∴"
◢██◣ ▃▃ ~~●
◥█▆ ▋ ▋ ▃▃
▃▃◥ ▋ ▋_
▋ ▋
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在筆戰文出現鄉民聚集時,這種大場面更是少不了鄭先生的存在
鄭先生還會出來擺夜市給鄉民們逛
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╭鄉民勒?來撈洨金魚啊! ╔═╗
◢██◣ ║活║
█ ◥▌ ╭───────╮║撈║
◤□︵□▌○ ∕ ~● ~˙ ∕ ║現║
╲ 口╱ / ∕ ~.~● ~● ∕|║烤║
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ╰───────╯ |║㊣║
| | | #一次十滴# | ∕╚═╝
◤ ̄◥ |______________|∕∴"
~~●
┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─
_________┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
┬▏ ◣┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
▏印度神洨!▏┬┴─┴┬┴┬┴─┴┬┴┬┴?
┬▏_________▏_ ──────┬┴┬┴┬
__
/♂/▏ 鄉民勒~
██/ ╭來看胸口碎大石啊!~ ┴┬┴
║ ◢██◣ ╴╴╴╴╴ ┴┬
║ █ ◥▌ / ┬ ◢ ┴┬
║ ◤□︵□▌ / ∴" ◢◤□◥◣
║ ╲╰ ╱○~ █████◤ ) 川 ▏┬
║◢ . . ◤/↑◢▇▇╴_ ╰□ ▏┴┬
¥ ▄▄▄/ ↑↑↑↑↑↑◥\◢█◤
◤ /↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑/ /
ゥゥゥゥゥウi███████▉ /﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊?
〆 ████████▉/
∴" ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
γ ▇▇▇▇▇▇◤ ∴" 〆∴"
∴" ∴" ν
____________________________________
╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱◢◣
╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱▼▽
╚═════════════════╝
▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼▽▼
鄉民勒! ║ ◢██◣ ︴︴︴︴║
大阪章魚洨!╮█ ◥▌ ▄▄▄▄ ║
║ ◤□︵□▌/@●@ / ║
║ ╲╰ ╱ ◥██◤ ║
║_◢ . . ◤___________║
╱● ● ● ● @ @ @ @╱▏
╴╴╴╱ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ╱╱ ╴╴╴
〆╱ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ╱╱ ◢█ ∴"
▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇╱ ◢▉█
ωωωωωωωωωωωωωω◢▉▉█ ∴"∴"
▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉█
▉˙﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊˙▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤
▉ 北海道現打 ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤〒 ∴"
▉˙﹎﹎﹎﹎~●▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤
▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤ 〆∴"
〒 〆∴" 〒 ˙
∕ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄﹨
╭鄉民勒! ∕ 洨吃攤 ∕ ﹨
∕______________∕____﹨
◢██◣ ╭──╮ ∥ ∥
█ ◥▌╭ 要│ ∥ ∥
◤□︵□▌ │人戰│ ∥-──────-∥-
╲ 口╱ │客啦│ ∕_______________∕
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ │隨!│ ▎爆 黑 珍 大▕▕
| | │便 │ ▎米 雞▕▕
| | │便 │ ▎米 雞▕▕
◤ ̄◥ │點 │ ▎花 輪 奶 排▕▕
╰──╯ █████████╱
◎ ◎
╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴?
|射中1隻洨--巧克力洨
| 2隻洨--口香洨
鄉民勒! | 3隻洨--洨檳
一起射飛洨! |╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴
/ ︱ ι ι ι ι ι
◢██◣ ︱ ● ● ● ● ●
█ ◥▌ ︱ ι ι ι ι
◤□︵□▌ ~˙ ︱ ● ● ● ●
╲ ▽╱ ︱ ι ι ι ι
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ︱ ● ● ● ●
| | ╦═╦ ︱
◤ ̄◥ ║ ║ ︱╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴
◎~ ~@ ⊙~
◢██◣ ╭鄉民喔~來打洨彈珠啊
█ ◥▌
◤□︵□▌ ╭─────╮
╲╰ ╱ │ 一次十滴 │
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ╰─────╯
| | ╴╴╴ ╴╴╴ ╴╴╴
◤ ̄◥∕. . .∕ ∕. . .∕ ∕. . .∕
∕. . .∕| ∕. . .∕| ∕. . .∕|
∕. . .∕∕ ∕. . .∕∕ ∕. . .∕∕
∕/////∕∕ ∕/////∕∕ ∕/////∕∕
███∮∕ ███∮∕ ███∮∕
║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║
來一碗瓦式牛肉麵吧。
◢██◣
█ ◥▌ ╴∥╴ξξξ╴
◤□︵□▌ ∕ ▊ ◥█◤∕
╲ o ╱ ║ ∕ ∕ ║
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ╠═╗ ═══════ ║ ╔═╣
| | ║ ║ ║║ ║║ ║ ║
◤ ̄◥ ║ ║
鄉 __
民 / \
勒 ◢███████ ~● |
! ◎ | ●~ |
一 ◢███◣ \____/
起 ╠╣ ║ ◢◤ ▉◣ ▍
坐 ▉ ̄ ̄▉▉ ◢◤ ◣ ▉◥ ▍
摩 ▉ ﹂▉▉ ◢◤ ◥ ▉ ▍
天 ▉▉▉▉▉ ◢◤ ▍ ▉◣ ▍
洨! ◢◤ █◣ ▉◥ █
\ ◎ ▍◥◣▉ ▍
◢██◣ ◢███◣ ▍ ◥◎ ▍
█ ◥▌╠╣ ║ ▍◢███◣ ▍
◤□︵□▌▉ ̄ ̄▉▉ ▍ ╠╣ ║ ▍
◎╲ ▽╱ ▉ ﹂▉▉﹉﹉▉ ̄ ̄▉▉﹉﹉﹉﹉
\◢ ̄︺ ̄◤▉▉▉▉▉ ▉ ﹂▉▉ ∴"
| | ▉▉▉▉▉
◤ ̄◥ ∴" ∴" ∴" ∴"
∴"
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我們的鄭先生可是愛好和平的一員
當然也會出來勸架啦
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╭鄉民退到黃線後面
◢██◣ ◢◤閒
█ ◥▌ ◢◤雜
◤□︵□▌ ◢◤人
╲ 口╱ ◢◤等
◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ◢◤請
| | ◢◤勿
◤ ̄◥ ◢◤跨
◢◤越
◢◤此
◢◤線
◢█◣ ◢█◣ ◢█◣
◥█◤ ◥█◤ ◥█◤
█ █ █
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
︵︵
﹌﹌﹌﹌
████
⊙ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ︵︵
|\ 別再吵了幹~
| \ 洨都被你們嚇跑了!
| \ ╮
♂| \ ◢██◣
﹌﹌ ▏ █ ◥▌
◢██◣ ▍ ◤□︵□▌ ◢██◣︵︵
████ ▍ ╲ 口╱ ████
◥██◤ ⊕▌◢██◣ ◥██◤
██ ▌ ▆█◤ ██
██ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄▌  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄██ ̄ ̄ ̄
│﹌﹌﹌﹌│
│ ~˙~●│
╰────╯
─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─
_________┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
┬▏ ◣┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
▏神之一洨!▏┬┴─┴┬┴┬┴─┴┬┴┬┴┬
┬▏_________▏_ ┴┬┴┬┴┬
┴┬┴┬┴ ╭鄉民啊別戰嘍~ ____ ┴┬┴
__╮◢██◣ 來聊天下棋啊! ◢ ◣ ┴?
/\ |\ █ ◥▌ ◤≡ █ ┴┬
|\\| |◤□︵□▌ ──────□︵□◥ ┴┬
\ _\ /╲╰ ╱○~/○~ ○●●﹌╲口( ╱ ┬┴?
╰ \ ◢ . . ◤/●~ ~○●~ ◢██◣ ┴┬
▄▄▄/ ~●○ ○● ▆█◤┴┬┴
◤ /●~.~○~︴ ◢ ◤▇▇__
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤ ▋ ▋
〆 ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤
∴" ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉∴"
γ ▉▉▉▉▉▉◤ ∴" 〆﹌
∴" ∴" ν
〆 〆ν ω 〆﹌ γ
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在棒球版必上十大的今日
球場怎麼可以少了他呢?
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╭▄▄▄▄▄▄╮═════════════╗
│██████│╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳║
│██████│╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳║
│██████│╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳║
==| |=∕ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ?
﹨=| |∕● ● ● ● @ @ @ @ @ @
﹨=======∕ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶
●﹨=====∕● ● ● ● @ @ @ @ @ @ @
︶ ﹨===∕ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶
▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉
▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉◤♀♀♀♀♀
▇▇▇▇◤ ︵● \_● ◥▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇▇▇◤ M> ﹀▇ ◥▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇▇◤ █□█ /< ◥▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇◤ _____ ◥▇▇▇▇▇▇
◤ /sperm\__ 別再吵了幹! ◥▇▇▇▇▇
▇ ̄ ̄◥▌ /讓你吃變化洨! ◥▇▇▇▇
◤□︵□▌ ◥▇▇▇
╲╰ ╱ ◥▇▇
●◢ ̄︺ ̄◤_ ◥▇
|~● ▏ \ ∴"∴" ◥
| 17 ▏ ﹨
| ◤ ̄◥ |
感謝網友bmans在sex版的文章
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█ ◥▌ ●~ 洨公唯恐人類之不存乃創"煉洨術" .
◤□︵□▌ ●~ 吃精補洨,以洨煉精 .
╲ 口╱ ●~ 民悅,乃曰:洨公食子,天下歸心 .
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