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June 3, 2006
Free Press special writer Kyle O'Neill gives his take on the Pistons' 95-78
loss from the best seat in the house -- his couch:
自由新聞特別作家Kyle O'Neill在家裡最舒服的位子--他的沙發--與大家分享他眼中
所看到的活塞78比95輸球的那一場比賽：
Pregame 賽前
‧ 7:33: Comparisons are being made between Dwyane Wade's health and Michael
Jordan's Flu Game in the 1997 NBA Finals.
Wade的健康狀況被拿來與1997NBA總冠軍戰喬神的感冒來相比。
‧ 8:09: ESPN ticker reports that Yankee Alex Rodriguez has a stomach disorder
and is out tonight. He and Wade were reportedly at the same Detroit hotel a
couple days ago. Just kidding.
ESPN新聞跑馬燈說洋基A-Rod因胃疾今晚不能出場。他和閃電俠據說幾天前
在底特律住同一家Hotel。開玩笑的。
‧ 8:14: Jim Gray jinxes the 9-0 red jerseys.
Jim Gray給9勝0負的紅色球衣帶來厄運。
‧ 8:15: Pink slips haven't been handed out yet. It's time to go to work.
還沒收到解雇通知。是時候去工作了。
First quarter 第一節
‧ 7:21: Ben Wallace makes two consecutive free throws. Let that sink in. Now
welcome the apocalypse that's sure to come on 6/6/06.
大班連續進兩顆罰球。放在內心深處就好。現在歡迎6月6日的最終戰役。
‧ 7:01: Miami's 12 points have come from players not named O'Neal or Wade.
We'd like to think Jason Williams, Antoine Walker and Udonis Haslem can't beat
Detroit.
邁阿密的12分都不是來自大歐或是韋得。我們希望只有Jason Williams、走路人
和Haslem無法擊敗底特律。
‧ 6:03: Chauncey Billups and Rip Hamilton both miss free throws. Did we
mention that apocalypse coming? Hug your kids. Seriously.
槍西和Rip都罰球不進。我們是不是有提到光明的到來？不是開玩笑，擁抱孩子
們吧。
‧ 2:32: Miami is up, 25-16. The Heat is shooting 85% from the field. Williams,
Walker, and Haslem have 17 points combined. Come on!
邁阿密佔上風，25-16。熱火場上命中率85%。Williams走路人和Haslem共拿17
分。加油阿！
‧ 1:04: Wade has two fouls and no points. If that isn't MJ-esque, we don't
know what is.
Wade兩次犯規沒有得分。如果那不像喬神，我們不知道什麼才是。
‧ Buzzer: Miami 25, Detroit 20.
第一節結束。邁阿密25，底特律20。
Second quarter 第二節
‧ 8:22: Detroit is outscored, 3-1, in the last 3:38. Wow, weird flashbacks to
the Wings' postseason.
底特律得分比別人少，過去3分38秒只有得一分，對方三分。哇，奇怪好像
令人回想起Red Wings的季後表現。
‧ 5:08: We know Shaq is a behemoth, but boxing him out so he can't get
unopposed dunks might be a good game plan to adopt.
我們知道俠客是很巨大，但是將他關在外面不讓他輕鬆灌籃也許是可以採用的
妙計。
‧ 4:13: Jason Williams is 5-for-5. (Banging head against wall.)
傑森威廉斯已經投5中5。(用頭撞牆)
‧ 4:11: Tom Izzo is seen in the Miami crowd. And without Mooch, too.
Tom Izzo出現在熱火球迷之中。而且身旁沒有Mooch。
‧ Halftime: Miami 47, Detroit 36. Wade has just four points, yet Detroit is
down 11. In case we don't see you: Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.
中場：邁阿密47分，底特律36。韋得只得4分，但是活塞仍然落後11分。萬一我們不會
再見到你：(先說聲)午安，晚安，(睡覺前)晚安。
Third quarter 第三節
‧ 10:49: Ben Wallace is 3-for-4 from the line and draws the third foul by Shaq
. Wade is not on the court, and Miami has five more turnovers than Detroit. Yet
, Detroit is down 11. Is it too soon to start thinking about that No. 60 draft
pick?
大班目前共罰4中3，剛剛被俠客第三犯。閃電俠不在場上，熱火比活塞多了五
次失誤。然而活塞就是輸11分。現在開始思考第60順位選秀權會太早了嗎？
‧ 9:51: Williams is outscoring all but one Piston.
威廉斯比每一個活塞球員得分要高，除了一個以外。
‧ 5:42: Chauncey misses a WIDE-open three. So this is how it will end? Miami
up, 57-47.
槍西一個大空檔三分沒進。所以就這麼結束了？邁阿密57-47領先。
‧ 4:49: Have we mentioned Jason Williams has not missed a shot (7-7)?
我們說過Jason Williams百發百中彈無需發了嗎？(投7中7)
‧ 3:10: Four fouls on Shaq. The 2006 season comes down to this.
對大歐四犯了。2006本季就是這樣了。
‧ 1:13: Wade hits an impossible fadeaway. Miami up, 68-49. Tigers lose lead in
the ninth. Well, that apocalypse coming is sure hitting Detroit hard.
韋得進了匪夷所思的後仰跳投。邁阿密領先68-49。老虎在第九局失去領先。
嗯。光明與黑暗的最後戰役的確重創了底特律。
‧ Buzzer: Miami 72, Detroit 53.
第三節結束：邁阿密72 底特律53
Fourth quarter 第四節
‧ 12:00: Pistons are down 19. Sylvester Stallone passing for a real boxer in
Rocky VI is more believable than this comeback attempt.
活塞輸19分。席維斯史特龍在洛基第六集當真正的拳擊手可能性比現在這裡的
反敗為勝更大。
‧ 10:14: Tigers lose. Give Detroit some good news, please. Oh, the Lions just
signed offensive guard Ross Verba? We feel so much better.
老虎輸了。給底特律帶來點好消息吧，拜託。喔，Lions剛簽下攻擊後衛Ross
Verba?覺得好多了？
‧ 8:22: Rip hits a three? That's something, but unless Chauncey is hitting
them en route to 30 points, Detroit's not winning this thing.
Rip投進三分球？是不錯，但除非Chauncey投到30分，底特律無法贏球。
‧ 6:20: Another three for Rip. He is the only Piston in double figures.
Rip又一個三分。他是活塞唯一有兩位數的。
‧ 4:21: Williams is 10-for-10. Chauncey is 3-for-12. Quit pouring salt on the
wound.
威廉斯投10中10。槍西投12中3。不要繼續在傷口上灑鹽。
‧ 3:09: Not to start anything, but has anyone seen soon-to-be-free-agent Ben
Wallace in the last quarter of play? This is going to be a very long summer.
沒有要開始什麼，但是有人看到即將成為自由球員的大班出現在第四節嗎？
這會是漫長的暑假。
‧ 1:00: We criticize, but we still appreciate the Pistons' success over the
past four seasons. They are still better than this though. Get hungry for next
season!
我們批評，但是仍然感謝過去四季活塞曾有的成功。他們其實可以做的更好。
期待下個球季！
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