[閒聊] 物理研究常用術語

看板Physics作者 (人帥真好)時間13年前 (2012/04/05 02:59), 編輯推噓7(7015)
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以下來自 APS, 列舉一些物理研究常用術語以及其真正涵義 http://aps.org/publications/apsnews/199805/zerogravity.cfm 1. "It has long been known" ...I didn't look up the original reference. 2. "A definite trend is evident" ...These data are practically meaningless. 3. "Of great theoretical and practical importance" ...Interesting to me. 4. "While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions" ... An unsuccessful experiment but I still have to get it published. 5. "Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study" ...The results of the others didn't make any sense. 5. "Typical results are shown" ...The best results are shown. 6. "These results will be shown in a subsequent report" ...I might get around to this sometime if I'm pushed. 7. "The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones" ...He was my graduate assistant. 8. "It is believed that" ...I think 9. "It is generally believed that" ...A couple of other guys think so, too. 10. "It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding occurs" ... I don't understand it. 11. "Correct within an order of magnitude" ...Wrong 12. "It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigations in this field" . This is a lousy paper, but so are all the others on this miserable topic. 13. "Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to George Frink for valuable assistance" ...Blotz did the work and Frink explained to me what it meant. 14. "A careful analysis of obtainable data" ...Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer. ※ 編輯: chungweitw 來自: 128.227.146.228 (04/05 03:14)

04/05 07:07, , 1F
It can be shown that... I don't know how to prove
04/05 07:07, 1F

04/05 08:42, , 2F
太有趣了XD
04/05 08:42, 2F

04/05 12:18, , 3F

04/05 13:17, , 4F
"it showed neutrino runs faster photon"...
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04/05 13:17, , 5F
i am not qualified to do experiments
04/05 13:17, 5F

04/05 13:20, , 6F
"it is very possible to find new particles in LHC"...
04/05 13:20, 6F

04/05 13:21, , 7F
LHC is the end of my career
04/05 13:21, 7F

04/05 13:23, , 8F
"String theory is a physics of 21th century"...
04/05 13:23, 8F

04/05 13:25, , 9F
"String theory maybe a physics after 3000 years.
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04/05 13:31, , 10F
XD
04/05 13:31, 10F

04/05 23:20, , 11F
XD
04/05 23:20, 11F

04/06 00:35, , 12F
這種東西為什麼會放在APS ?
04/06 00:35, 12F

04/06 04:32, , 13F
不清楚. 不過我發現這篇文章好久了. 1998 年
04/06 04:32, 13F

04/06 04:32, , 14F
我是昨天收到 facebook 的aps 分享才知道的
04/06 04:32, 14F

04/06 16:17, , 15F
真是太鬼扯了 私下搞笑很正常 放在正式公開的地方
04/06 16:17, 15F

04/06 16:18, , 16F
是暗示大家以後paper都可以這樣寫嗎?
04/06 16:18, 16F

04/06 16:27, , 17F
還好啦..APS 月刊裏面的 Zero Gravity: The Lighter
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04/06 16:27, , 18F
Side of Science 本來就是放一些輕鬆搞笑的東西
04/06 16:27, 18F

04/07 08:08, , 19F
ㄟ都 期刊本質上還是要給讀者看的 點力計數器是附加功能
04/07 08:08, 19F

04/07 08:09, , 20F
放些搞笑的東西讓讀者看了笑笑很好阿
04/07 08:09, 20F

08/13 16:39, , 21F
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09/17 14:36, , 22F
太有趣了XD https://daxiv.com
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