[閒聊] Reviewer的評論選輯

看板PhD作者 (seize)時間15年前 (2011/01/03 15:08), 編輯推噓12(1208)
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Environmental Microbiology 每年年底都會刊出一些該期刊該年曾接到的有趣或極為 毒舌的評論 http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1462-2920.2010.02394.x/full 例 This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author's email ID so they can't use the online system in future. 這篇文章沒救了 請拒絕這篇文章 也把作者的email給封鎖住讓他以後不能在網路上投稿 The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style. 這稿件最大的問題就是寫作糟糕透了 根本就是想讓我死了吧 Season's Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days. 佳節愉快!!抱歉回信慢了 烤鵝讓我好幾天沒法回email Always dear EMI takes care of its referees, providing them with entertainment for the holiday time in between Xmas and New Year. Plus the server shows, as usual, its inhuman nature and continues to send reminding messages. Well, between playing tennis on the Wii, eating and drinking, I found time and some strength of mind to do this work. 我們敬愛的EMI總愛"關照"期刊的reviewer 尤其是在聖誕節與新年之間給他們點娛樂 跟往常一樣 期刊的系統伺服器就是這麼不人性化 一直寄信提醒我要交稿 好吧 在Wii上打網球與吃吃喝喝之間 我還是找了點時間與儘餘的心力完長了這項工作 The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about. 文章寫作與數據呈現方式糟糕透了 搞得我必須提早離開工作回家去想人生到底是在幹嘛 There was little I could think of to improve this nice paper. 我想不到什麼其他好的建議可以提供給這篇優秀的文章 This is a long, but excellent report. I had considered asking for EMSAs, but these will not significantly improve the study. It hurts me a little to have so little criticism of a manuscript. 這篇文章很長 但是做得非常非常好 我想請他們加EMSA 但又跟錦上添花沒兩樣 讓我審一篇我沒什麼評論的文章其實讓我有點受傷 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 71.236.138.214

01/03 15:59, , 1F
好有趣, 可惜我都不敢寫出這樣的comments XD
01/03 15:59, 1F

01/03 16:08, , 2F
第一個 怎麼感覺好像只有鄉民才會說的comment~
01/03 16:08, 2F

01/03 17:29, , 3F
XDDDDDDDD
01/03 17:29, 3F

01/03 17:49, , 4F
第一個comment應該大老才敢這樣批人吧...
01/03 17:49, 4F

01/03 18:53, , 5F
第三位是德國人嗎
01/03 18:53, 5F

01/03 18:54, , 6F
Gaesebraten XDDDDD
01/03 18:54, 6F

01/03 19:22, , 7F
第一個很機
01/03 19:22, 7F

01/03 20:14, , 8F
很想看第一篇到底寫怎樣
01/03 20:14, 8F

01/03 21:26, , 9F
spend time to wonder --> spend time wondering XD
01/03 21:26, 9F

01/04 00:06, , 10F
這樣寫大概會被我老闆釘死...太歡樂了
01/04 00:06, 10F

01/04 01:35, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/04 01:35, 11F

01/04 13:30, , 12F
大概知道這期刊每年都會刊有趣的評論, 所以才寫那麼有趣阿
01/04 13:30, 12F

01/04 18:28, , 13F
太好笑了,不過也越來越更謹慎了,哈哈哈哈
01/04 18:28, 13F

01/05 05:07, , 14F
Reject – More holes than my grandad's string vest!
01/05 05:07, 14F

01/05 05:07, , 15F
拒! 這論文的漏洞比奶奶織的毛背心還多
01/05 05:07, 15F

01/05 15:42, , 16F
想請教一下sucked the will to live out of me是何種用
01/05 15:42, 16F

01/05 15:43, , 17F
法 後面的out of me有何意義?不知道怎麼翻
01/05 15:43, 17F

01/05 15:58, , 18F
out of = from. 那句話有:把生存意志從我身體吸出來
01/05 15:58, 18F

01/05 15:58, , 19F
的意思。
01/05 15:58, 19F

01/05 18:39, , 20F
感謝您!我一直把live out of連一起>..<
01/05 18:39, 20F
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