[討論] 天下第一邪要怎麼比?
補完黑白龍狼傳後,最大的爆點甲子名人帖也跟著出爐
天下第一刀、掌、拳、鞭、弓……
真的有古龍小說裡的百曉生記載天下兵器譜的FU
但是有幾個真的很莫名
像還珠樓的天下第一閣不知道是怎麼比出來的?
占地最廣?還是有基礎武力的雜兵多?還是還珠樓本身能變成機器人XD
另外還有網中人與黑白郎君的天下第一邪更莫名了
當初只有以下的腦補︰
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(天允山上)
網中人︰我邪!
南宮恨︰我比你更邪!
網中人︰我邪到出門會踢小貓!
南宮恨︰我邪到散步會用怒馬凌關打小狗!
網中人︰我踢死小貓,馬上吃掉牠!
南宮恨︰我打暈小狗,立刻駕幽靈馬車輾死牠!
網中人︰你好邪啊~
南宮恨︰哼,你也不差啊!
網中人︰我邪,我趁吃掉石寒塵的時候,用我的『嗶─』弄他的『嗶─』
台下 雷狩︰(╬゚д゚)
南宮恨︰我更邪,我趁憶無心睡覺時『嗶──』,還把責任推給沒記憶的黑龍
台下 憶無心︰(⊙д⊙)
網中人︰南宮恨,你真是泯滅人性啊!
南宮恨︰網中人,你也是喪盡天良啊!
網中人︰我邪,你們消失這五年,女暴君的胸部都是我在摸的
台下 藏鏡人︰(╬゚д゚)ノ彡┴─┴
台下 神蠱溫皇︰(σ゚∀゚)σ
南宮恨︰我邪,大家消失這五年,劉萱姑和女神龍的內褲都我洗的
台下 俏如來︰(゚д゚≡゚д゚) 父親,這……
台下 史艷文︰(′_ゝ`)っ゛齊家治國平天下,是我沒照顧好家庭啊……
═══════════(腦補完畢,我都覺得好壞啊)═══════════
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各位,這一部是日本的天才伽利略。這一部是香港的談情說案
人物設定跟場景很像,但這有道理嗎?完全沒有道理!
為什麼香港有洗街車,日本卻沒有?因為這根本就沒有道理!
今天我說的重點不是哪裡有道理,而是為什麼我沒有福山雅治跟林鋒帥!
因為沒有道理啊!那為什麼我要說那麼多?就是沒有道理啊!
凱子爸︰『他要著名的用TVB辯論法!!我們輸定了!!』
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