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從小我就是一個很沒運氣的人
如果考試全部亂猜絕對會比另一個吊車尾全部亂猜還低
屢試不爽,就連我拿到一張全是選擇題的考卷
我全部猜c,另一個人全部猜b,他還會比我高分
有一次對發票,普獎開的是378,我他媽就是拿到兩張377跟一張379
從此我不再對發票
根據時空旅者John Titor所言
這個世界已經被證實是數個平行宇宙
在每個世界線裡發生任何事情的機率都是100%
也就是,我在綠魂100%絕對抽不到一閃
100%抽不到團閃
100%不會拿到咒術觀解,還好我在那個禮拜看透了這點,果斷跑幻夢
還好這種100%的事情不會有任何1%的可能會爆炸
沒有期待,沒有傷害。
然後就算每個禮拜打滿32000赤魂
把所有技能都抽齊
就是不會出現不咲
我能夠百分之百肯定,這些技能絕對不會出現在我的帳號之中
為什麼?因為一個比我晚玩一個月的傢伙
現在有六張團閃,兩張破魔,兩張咒術觀解,一張國姓爺乃成功
不咲已經抽到n張直接拿去貢獻
而我的帳號則是14張女大名、18張g6華實兼備、8張豪膽婿取等等
每個帳號能拿到的技能就是那些
抽不到你想要的技能的機率是100%
但是為何連繼承失敗也都是100%呢?
我不相信,童僧問答我拿了五個祕傳全部爆光光
65%爆了5次,第六次會成功的機率應該是100%-(65%^5)
應該有80%以上才對
結果還是爆炸了
是,這告訴我我生命中註定留不住這張童僧問答
但我相信還是有平衡在,我想得到什麼就得先失去什麼
我用我所有的p幣召喚不會在我生命中出現的固有
以及我留不住的卡
每十推1000p,推爆者10000p
我幹你娘的100%繼承失敗
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