[情報] Noel:I WANT A MASK!!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (28/04/09)
Category: Music
It's all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people
out. Landed at Crack'arse airport yesterday. All the ground staff are
wearing those little white face masks! ALL OF THEM. It was like something
out of another Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one.
Then if that wasn't bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and
tells me to be "careful" or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point
I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to
stare!! I WANT A MASK!!!
Crack'arse, it must be said, is not the most glamourous of destinations,
despite what we were led to believe as kids from that film "Gregory's Girl".
I currently have an armed guard outside my room! What does that say?
Am I vulnerable to a robbery from room service? Anyway, could be worse, at
least the sun's out and I have a balcony and it's 86*. Mind you, what about
snipers (as Bobby Gillespie once said to me as we were getting pissed in
my back garden)??
In a bit.
GD.
太好笑了XDDDDD
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