[心得] 白鬍子vs海軍本部(雷)
防雷頁
最近OP動畫正好做到白鬍子老爹進攻海軍本部的橋段
使我半年多前的感動跟熱血又再度回來
雖然版上大部分的人都知道 老爹跟艾斯最後都會雙雙陣亡
但我想了想 其實大家不必太難過
為什麼??
因為動漫人物承受到的痛苦 跟我們現實的人是有差距的
就好比某棚主角都放話要敵人來"砍斷我一隻手吧"
看他講的臉不紅 氣不喘
再回頭看看寫實派的電影奪魂鋸....
唉...我想動漫角色如果被拼圖殺人魔抓去玩遊戲 應該很容易就破關吧~
就我的分析 老爹要擊敗海軍本部 救回艾斯
其實難度就像小學生測跑1600m
雖然很累 但其實不難成功
那為什麼老爹最後輸了呢??
因為他被 「大渦蜘蛛」史庫亞多 刺了一刀
這一刀刺下去 讓老爹從一個健康的小學生
變成一個吃壞肚子的小學生
你們想想
要忍受肚子的疼痛
縮緊菊花不讓稀屎外流
跑完1600m 是多麼痛苦的一件事阿!!!
這大概就是老爹當時在戰場上的感受....
最後老爹把海軍本部毀了一大半
但艾斯終究還是救不回來
就好像憋了1599m的屎 卻突然在終點線前噴出來一樣
所以大家別太難過
老爹雖然死(屎)了
但他也解脫了
他的精神永遠與我們同在...
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