[閒聊] 冰冰脆脆的蝦仁炒飯
話說..新聞報很大
颱風來風雨會很大
加上早上上課時
宅神爺托夢告訴他(我同學...主角)...宅宿舍才是王道
男一大好!!!
而且呢..當他起床時..隔壁同學找打撞球
當然就來去男一地下室推一杆
因為他比較懶
懶的去別的地方買吃的
就在地下室點了盤"蝦仁炒飯"
經過漫長的等待
那熱騰騰香噴噴的蝦仁炒飯終於出爐了
然後呢...他就開始吃起他那盤熱騰騰香噴噴的炒飯辣
恩~~~
卡吃卡吃!!!
(大驚!!!)
這蝦仁...怎麼脆脆的....還有點冰冰的耶!!!
他不知道是太餓..還是以為明蝦也有冷盤
就這樣把那盤蝦仁炒飯吃完了
當晚...我們要去天外天吃火鍋...問她要不要
只聽見他說.."馬桶它最近很想我..他一直招喚我"
他半小時內已經被抓走五次了
聽說....他從昨天下午拉到今天下午...我想應該快脫肛了吧
恩~~~我爆肝...他爆肛阿!!!
心得就是.....地下室的蝦仁是很好的助便劑...有舍胞有便秘這方面的困擾可以去嘗試一
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