[情報] 狂賀! 謝"淫"障礙達成!!!
話說今天的游泳比賽,是由各項目的女子先比,之後才換男生.
捷式50m時,最後一梯次的女生因為只有她一個,就乾脆併入男生組一起計時.
前言完
當時天空烏雲密佈,似乎也在預告著有什麼驚天動地的大事即將來臨.....
第一水道....生疏&不想跳水的小弟 >"<
第二水道....別系的高手!? @@
第三水道....本文男主角.....謝瑩!!!
第四水道....本文女主角.....別系的女生
"預備..."裁判宏亮的聲音傳進選手們的耳裡,小弟在冰冷的水中,
顫抖著緊握著岸邊的鐵杆
"砰"決定命運的槍聲響起.......
"嘩"的一聲,隔壁水道的人一跳就超越了我一截 >"<
於是開始了一場昏天暗地的追逐.....
終於.............................
小弟體力不支,差一點點就能追過了 ToT
到了岸邊喘了幾口氣....
"咦?原來我贏過那個女生那麼多阿"正在沾沾自喜之時
"什麼?謝瑩怎麼不見人影?難道......"
最遭的情況果然發生了!!!
陪小弟我一起蹬牆出發的謝瑩,貪看隔壁水道的妹妹(最可能原因= =),竟然因此腳底打滑,
出發就比別人慢了一步,再加上隔壁水道的誘惑(?),結果........
輸了那位女生長達五個身體!!!! OoO
還屏棄(?)了運動家精神,在終點前五米站了起來,在大家笑聲(?)中游完.
成績出來.....49'XX(我忘了 >"<) (冠軍27'XX = =)
於是...這段可歌可泣(?)的歷史,被後世稱之為"謝淫障礙",
成為"水"鴨子們競相傳頌的傳奇...............
故事到此還沒結束,話說因為只有四組報名接力,
於是學長特地開放當場不限系所的報名.
故事的主角當然是其中之一啦,與別系的神人(29'XX)編再同一組
鏡頭轉到我們的東哥......
話說叉子忘了比賽時間而缺席,東哥自告奮勇扛下第一棒的任務.
槍聲一響...."砰"重重的一聲....
東哥蛙鏡抵擋不了而脫落,於是東哥再一片混沌中,一面摸索一面拼命向前衝
小弟我也不能閒著,隨著東哥的蛇行盡可能避開他,
到了一半的時候....
阿勒!?那位神人已經交棒,東哥卻還在苦命的掙扎......
好吧!只能拼了\./ 腎上腺素快速上升....
東哥再最後十五米前停了下來,調整好蛙鏡,飛快交了棒
又經過一番昏天暗地...(抱歉 小弟當時專心游泳 無法兼顧全場狀況 >"< )
成績出來....什麼!?我們還贏過神人組!?
經過AV店的計算....謝瑩的成績"高達"4X!!!
果然是好內奸阿~~~當然我們醫學雙箭頭(不是我)也是功不可沒啦 ^O^
最後我們要感謝他讓我們嚴肅的競賽場多了許多歡笑....
要尊敬他創下了流芳百世的"謝淫障礙"....
要體諒他作為內奸不為人知的甘苦.....
謝"淫"大大~~~辛苦了~~~~^O^
全文完 感謝各位看倌的支持與愛護 ^O^
PS1.把這篇Re上十大吧!!
PS2.其實應該是AV店PO的,但是他還得靠謝瑩大大完成歷史作業........
PS3.謝瑩大大~~~~如果有什麼得罪的地方,小弟先跟你說聲抱歉啦 orz
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