[轉錄][眼殘] 真的是眼殘...不誇張...
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作者: md1011 () 看板: StupidClown
標題: [眼殘] 真的是眼殘...不誇張...
時間: Sat Oct 4 22:17:26 2008
話說強者我研究所同學
我們叫他大哥 因為他已經退休了
為了追求人生夢想而求學
今天中午我問:大哥 要回家吃午餐嗎??
大哥:隨便吃吃就好,我跟我老婆冷戰一個月了
我:一個月!!會不會太久了...
大哥"哀...還不都是因為那隻狗...
一年前老婆跟女兒說要養狗,抓了隻西施回來
結果沒有人要帶牠去大小便,牠每天一早就來盧我,這一年都是我帶牠去散步
話說那天,在河邊遇到一隻拉布拉多,該死的西施居然跑去玩弄人家,
結果拉布拉多回頭大吼一聲!!
拉布拉多的主人就很緊張的說"ㄟ,你的狗眼睛有問題喔"
我過去一看,不得了!!!!
牠右眼球跑出來了!!!
結果超無辜的 沒人有人相信牠是被驚嚇變成這樣 都以為是外傷
直到後來有老醫生過來說 西施狗驚嚇眼睛有可能會掉出來!!
最後就把牠眼睛塞回去 縫起來讓她癒合 當然還是沒視力了
就這樣冷戰了一個月...."
標題下眼殘沒錯吧.
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