[轉錄]Re: [無言] 可憐的安妮
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作者: zamaki (天堂道路666號13室) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [無言] 可憐的安妮
時間: Mon Apr 21 21:05:37 2008
故事發生在我們高中...
當時我們學弟A跟學弟B在垃圾場附近發現被丟掉的安妮，所以他們就檢回去班上....
隔天搞來了一灌黑色噴漆，他們就把安妮的頭髮噴黑....再給他穿上我們的全套運動服，
於是學弟A的替身就誕生了！!
幫安妮擺好趴在桌上睡覺的姿勢後，學弟A就開開心心的翻牆出去玩了．
===============悲慘安妮===============
他們國文課時，那位國文老師就覺得學弟A一直趴著睡覺很不禮貌，
好歹你也假裝在看書那樣睡嘛！
國文老師：〔那個同學A，不要一直趴著睡覺好嗎！旁邊的幫我把他叫醒！(怒)〕
坐在替身旁的是學弟B，
國文老師一說完，
他就站起來大罵：〔案陰陽哩困瞎小！！〕 然後拿課本打安妮的頭!
接著大力的朝替身安妮的肚子踹下去！！！！
此時替身安妮已經側倒在地......
國文老師：囧!!!!! 同...同學...不用打他沒關係.....
這時坐在第一排的同學C也朝安妮走過去，然後狂踹狂毆....
接著越來越多人衝過去圍毆安妮....
(唸書不唸書睡什麼覺!!) (你很帥是不是!!) (你很邱嘛!!) (髒話無限~)
更慘的是還有人躲在人群中蹲下來幫替身配音，假裝哀嚎....
結果那位女老師被嚇到了...哭著跑出去
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