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作者 afphile (pink lady) 標題 Re: 不標準的國語 時間 Sat Mar 30 21:08:50 2002 ─────────────────────────────────────── 講到不標準的國語 突然想到一個笑話: 小明的公司招待員工去旅遊 結果他很開心的回去告訴媽媽。 媽媽說:「你們公司這麼好啊~」 小明:「是啊!而且公司還要招待我們去住五星級的飯店喔。」 結果去了一星期,小明從國外回來了 卻滿身的蟲咬痕跡 媽媽很心急的問他:「不是住五星級的飯店嗎?怎麼會這樣?」 小明:「我們聽錯了啦~ 公司是招待我們住『有省錢』(台語)的飯店~~」 哈哈~ 我覺得很好笑ㄟ (替我的小雞賺買藥費) ※ 引述《mayday7521 (給獸的愛在西元前)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《Phainr (斧刃昇膝伏虎擊 手燒)》之銘言: : : 喇巒球資後~要好好遂郭叫~~ : 歲購叫朱後... : 就企叫村..............叫村...... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.30.12.116 ◎轉貼自我的信箱~ -- 我愛怪獸 我愛五月天 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.216.241.182

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