[轉錄]Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: fjumonkey (一起看著雲發呆吧) 看板: sex 標題: Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交 時間: Wed Apr 12 21:08:53 2006 ※ 引述《GYBE (～狂戀紹偉～)》之銘言： : ※ 引述《fdfdfdfd51 (.....)》之銘言： : : 奇怪,你國小是沒上過音樂課嗎? : : 吹直笛的時候,老師不都叫你把舌頭用力頂住直笛的那個洞? : : 這不就跟口交要用舌頭纏繞馬眼一樣嗎? : : 吹簫跟吹直笛原理應該差不多 : : 所以吹簫跟口交的原理應該差不多... : 兒歌紫竹調 : 一根紫竹直苗苗，送給寶寶做管簫， : 簫兒對正口，口兒對正簫，簫中吹出時興調， : 小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，啊～～～。 ..... ....... (老是PO這種回答文 很容易讓人家以為我是變態色魔....) 其實我只是剛好知道典故而已 ^^b 其實這是相傳很久很久以前 一個員外姓陸 有一獨子 (名:卡卡) 剛滿16歲時就與青梅竹馬的鄰居漢家小女兒 (名:鮑鮑) 成親了.... 因為古代人早婚 雙方又沒經驗 爹親娘親特地交代兒子在洞房花燭夜時 以這首歌來提醒自己如何帶領 剛過門的寶貝媳婦兒.... 西斯大首播2 http://0rz.net/c11fb 請先點音樂 一根直竹 只尿尿 寶貝~ ⊙ ⊙ ＞ ＜ ▼▼▼▼ //////// ▲▲▲▲ ████ / \ ╰██╯ | |￣ ) ( 送給鮑鮑做 管蕭 送妳..別客氣~ ⊙ ＞ ＜ ▼▼ //////// ▲▲ ████ ╰ ╰██╯ ) )￣ ) ( 蕭兒對正口~~ 口兒對正蕭~~ ⊙ ▼▼ ▲▲ ＜ ╰ //////▌ ) )￣ ◢██▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 蕭中吹出～ ′ ▼▼ 　 ▲▲ ＜ ╰ //////▌ ) ) ▇███▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 濕腥屌～ 齁齁~ ′ ζ ▼▼ ︴ ▲▲ ＜ ︴ ╰ //////▌ ) ) ▇███▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 小鮑鮑 依爹依爹 學會咬 呵呵~ ′ ▼▼ 　 ▲▲ ＜ ╰ //////▌ ) ) ▇███▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 小鮑鮑 依爹依爹 學會搖 ＜ )) (( //////▌ ███▌ ＞＜ /██ )) ⊙ ＞＜ ╯ ≦ ██︿ ▅▅▅▅ -- http://www.wretch.cc/album/fjumonkey -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.162.78.157
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