[轉錄][向一代惡漢致敬]巴克利語錄

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: sim3000 (◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ꈩ 看板: joke 標題: [向一代惡漢致敬]巴克利語錄時間: Sun Nov 17 10:35:50 2002 從這期HOOP看到的因為真的很讚清新又恆詠字字珠璣就把他Key進來了再加一些我之前聽過的藉此向永遠超屌的惡漢Charles Barkley巴克利致敬 ======================(敬) 致敬的分格線 (敬)================================ ★ 我的手臂上有隻蒼蠅而且胳肢窩很癢因為我想趕走蒼蠅並抓癢就揮動了手臂裁判根本連解釋的機會都不給 There was a fly on my arm and I had an itch in my armpit and I was trying to get rid both, and I moved my arms. He didn't even give me a chance to explain. ───當巴克利因為向籃網後衛John Bagley揮拐子而被裁判驅逐出場後向記者吐苦水 ★ 如果我不是靠著灌籃每年賺進300萬美金大部分的人看到我都會馬上走開 If I wren't carning more than $3 million a year to dunk a basketall, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. ───個性率直的他談到美國種族歧視作了上敘的比喻 ★ 這是些我的新球鞋都是好球鞋你穿上它不會像我一樣有錢也不會像我一樣抓籃板當然也不會像我一樣帥氣他最多讓你有雙跟我一樣的球鞋就這樣而已 There are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me. They won't make you rebound like me. They definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you make you have shoes like me. That's it. ───這是巴克利在球鞋廣告裡說的 ★ 你必須相信自己對像我相信自己是天字第一號大帥哥一樣我想我說的沒錯 You've got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world. And I might be right. ───當被問到如何建自己的信心時巴老夫子如說是 ★ 他除了會蓋火鍋以外不過是個不能給你任何幫助的傻大個我們球隊用第一輪選秀權換來一個每場只能得1.9分的28歲大蒼蠅拍 Cow! 我阿媽要是沒被包夾每場還可以得兩分勒! He's a one dimensional player who doesn't give you anything except blocked shots....we traded a first round draft choice for a 28-year old flyswatter who could score only 1.9 points a games. Hell, my grandmother could score two points a games as long as she wasn't double-teamed. ───老巴談到隊友Manute Bol時毫不客氣臭罵他一頓這位7呎7吋體重卻只有 220磅的非洲中鋒除了蓋火鍋外一無是處比較傳奇的部分是他的爸爸高僅5呎10吋媽媽5呎7 卻生下他和6呎10的妹妹 ★ 我可以算是目前陸地上籃球最強的霸主啥? 你說Jordan? 他是在天空中飛翔的就跟天外飛仙一樣不同領域的東西是沒辦法比較的 ───當巴克利提到好友喬丹時給予其AIR JORDAN這樣的禮讚 -- 不賴吧我只能說 Barkley真是屌! -- -- 這一切都是強者的宿..... .\ /. O ---命 / ! \ 命 /_ ! \ 命命 _\ ! 命無敵熱血命 !_ 命青春愛與夢想 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61.216.22.42 ※ 編輯: sim3000 來自: 61.216.22.42 (11/17 10:38) ※ 編輯: sim3000 來自: 61.216.22.42 (11/17 10:46)

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