[轉錄][笑話] 膨脹部位?
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作者: redeploy (我自調心 關汝何事?) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 膨脹部位?
時間: Sun Jun 22 15:11:31 2008
漂亮的女學生羅吉斯,上課時突然被生物教授叫起來:
人在激動或興奮時,身體的哪個部位會膨脹十倍?
我…我拒絕回答這個問題,女孩結巴的說。
眼睛害羞的避開鄰座的男同學。
接著,另外一位同學被叫起來做了正確的回答:
瞳孔。
教授說:羅吉斯小姐,你剛才拒絕回答證明了三件事。
第一,你昨晚沒有預習功課;
第二,你滿腦子歪念頭…
最後,教授下了結論,第三,將來過婚姻生活時,恐怕你會大失所望。
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