[轉錄][XDDD]好笑的閃光。

看板NTUPP-87作者 (戥芮。)時間18年前 (2005/12/11 14:17), 編輯推噓0(0推 0噓 0→)
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我朋友來我家借住。 我說為什麼，他說他怕被追殺，先來避風頭。 我就問原因了， 他說一切始因都是因為他去他女友家黑修的關係， 本來我已經把他當作閃光炸彈客想要丟出門。 結果他又唉怨了起來， 我心裡打量著，是不是不舉，還是中出了在害怕。 叫他冷靜一下，慢慢說。 他開口了。 今天他女友生日， 他去她租在外面的房子幫她慶生。 一進門兩個人就乾柴烈火， 他女友行情很不錯，他說在黑修過程中很多電話， 可是在忙，一律都不聽，關機。 完事後， 那女孩去打開電腦螢幕，不知道要幹嘛。 "啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" 一聲慘叫。 我朋友滿臉狐疑的過去他女友身邊， 瞥到她女友正開著MSN視窗， 他女友將他用力一推，然後趕著他出門， 到門口掉著眼淚悠悠的說 "今天生日我開視訊給我家人看啦，你一來全忘記了，全忘記了。" 甩上門就進去了，到現在電話都是通話中， XDDDDDDDDDDDD 好美國派的情節，幹超好笑的。 -- 要使富人更富，就必須讓窮人更窮。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 221.169.138.236
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喔幹!
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會流傳到網路上嗎？
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本日精選
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MSN (伸)
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XD
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...................太屌啦 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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對不起我笑了 XDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了XD
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恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
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(伸影片)
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這．．．．．．．XD
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.........................是真的只有美國派才會發生
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD他媽會發瘋吧
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檔勒???快上傳!!
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轉笨板吧XDDDDDDD
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幹 種子勒?
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XD
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幹XD超好笑XD
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這篇太屌了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幹 這到雪兒版求檔求的到嗎???
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想紅就靠這一支了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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悶了一天了 謝謝你!!
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快快快 要檔喔 老爺們 俺們上XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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我可以轉笨版嗎?
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我..我比較想知道那結果勒XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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到底有沒有被逼婚啊?
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我才要打電話說千萬別玩SM
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XD
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XDDDDDD好糗啊.....
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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請保重....
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XD
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這個有好笑
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my god 還真的有這種事XDDDDD
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推全忘記了，全忘記了XDDDDDDDDDD
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好想看 = =+ ....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可以借轉嘛
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XD
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可以轉
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看到純推不下我怎忍不住笑了....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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家人打來是要技術指導吧!!!
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這種閃光可以原諒
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XDDDDDDDDD
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我也只能說保重阿~~(不過我笑了XDDD)
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天呀~~怎麼可以這麼好笑 XDDD 我輸了 ....
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XD
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歐買尬 ~.~
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老師去年就跟你說要小心MSN+生日了 你不聽嘛XD
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你現在找老師有用嗎??神仙難救無命客啊!!!!(丟筆+LAG)
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幹!!超好笑的XD
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呵呵 這個讚!!!超好笑~~~~~~~
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噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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不行了 下巴笑到快掉下來了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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