[閒聊] 五六講古─占卜故事趣談(九)
摘錄自《五六狂想錄---某翔與我》
某年,社聯擺攤時,有一外國人(以下簡稱F)來攤位上
F :What's this?
我 :(手寫) I-Ching
F :愛情(音譯)?
我 :No! No! No! This says "yi" not "I"
So it is 「Yi-Ching」
F :What's about this?
某翔:It is 「 The Book of Change 」
F :Change? My fate? Future?
某翔:Yes! Do you want to try it?
F :Oh! Yes! That's really good!
我 :(OS)幹!我英文很破耶...真多嘴
F :I want to get the job,is it good for me?
我 :工作嗎? 抽牌吧
得「大壯」卦
F :What is this?
我 :...ㄜ... Big Strong...(OS:我在說甚麼...)
F :Really? Big and Strong?
我 :...You already have a job,right?
F :Yes,how do you know?
我 :羝羊觸藩,是跳槽之謂嗎?
F :What?
我 :...Goat...break...the cage...
F :Oh! You are mysterious! What does it mean?
我 :(OS你以為我喜歡喔...來台灣中文不先學好)
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake...
F :Agree...
我 :You are good at work,...and you want to get a better one,
it might break the relationship between you and colleague...
F :Oh, it doesn't matter! I don't care!
我 :Yes, I know,this card tells you,to be a hero, don't betray
your belief in your mind.
If to destroy the cage is necessary,than just do it,
outside is action,inside means discipline,so this is
why this card called 「 Big Strong 」
The more you suffer,the more Power you'll get!
F :I couldn't agree more!!
阿多仔道謝離去
某翔:羝羊觸藩,何以說可能是跳槽?
我 :衝破藩籬,而獲新生,新生若以他說之工作,則舊事推測是舊工作也!
某翔:內為戒律,外為行動,說是大壯,何也?
我 :震,動也,乾,健也,天行健,君子自強不息,沒戒律能夠自強不息嗎?
故曰戒律也!此其成為大壯之基本,彼人欲更變現狀,故勸其積蓄力量,
以符合大壯之象,不然徒然送死而已!
某翔:原來如此! 順帶一提,你的 English 真的很破耶哈哈
我 :...我都要修進英了你還要我怎樣呢...
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