[閒聊] 五六講古─占卜故事趣談(九)

看板NTUICPSC作者 (台大略懂哥林五六)時間12年前 (2012/04/21 22:24), 編輯推噓10(1001)
留言11則, 7人參與, 最新討論串1/1
摘錄自《五六狂想錄---某翔與我》 某年,社聯擺攤時,有一外國人(以下簡稱F)來攤位上 F :What's this? 我 :(手寫) I-Ching F :愛情(音譯)? 我 :No! No! No! This says "yi" not "I" So it is 「Yi-Ching」 F :What's about this? 某翔:It is 「 The Book of Change 」 F :Change? My fate? Future? 某翔:Yes! Do you want to try it? F :Oh! Yes! That's really good! 我 :(OS)幹!我英文很破耶...真多嘴 F :I want to get the job,is it good for me? 我 :工作嗎? 抽牌吧 得「大壯」卦 F :What is this? 我 :...ㄜ... Big Strong...(OS:我在說甚麼...) F :Really? Big and Strong? 我 :...You already have a job,right? F :Yes,how do you know? 我 :羝羊觸藩,是跳槽之謂嗎? F :What? 我 :...Goat...break...the cage... F :Oh! You are mysterious! What does it mean? 我 :(OS你以為我喜歡喔...來台灣中文不先學好) The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake... F :Agree... 我 :You are good at work,...and you want to get a better one, it might break the relationship between you and colleague... F :Oh, it doesn't matter! I don't care! 我 :Yes, I know,this card tells you,to be a hero, don't betray your belief in your mind. If to destroy the cage is necessary,than just do it, outside is action,inside means discipline,so this is why this card called 「 Big Strong 」 The more you suffer,the more Power you'll get! F :I couldn't agree more!! 阿多仔道謝離去 某翔:羝羊觸藩,何以說可能是跳槽? 我 :衝破藩籬,而獲新生,新生若以他說之工作,則舊事推測是舊工作也! 某翔:內為戒律,外為行動,說是大壯,何也? 我 :震,動也,乾,健也,天行健,君子自強不息,沒戒律能夠自強不息嗎? 故曰戒律也!此其成為大壯之基本,彼人欲更變現狀,故勸其積蓄力量, 以符合大壯之象,不然徒然送死而已! 某翔:原來如此! 順帶一提,你的 English 真的很破耶哈哈 我 :...我都要修進英了你還要我怎樣呢... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.7.214

04/21 22:38, , 1F
甚麼!? 期中考週居然上來發廢文!?
04/21 22:38, 1F

04/21 22:45, , 2F
而且不知不覺居然連載到第九篇了!?
04/21 22:45, 2F

04/22 01:18, , 3F
樓上說得有道理!
04/22 01:18, 3F

04/22 12:03, , 4F
五六腳撲朔,某翔腳迷離,焉能辨為誰發文?
04/22 12:03, 4F

04/22 13:36, , 5F
五六腳撲朔、某祥眼迷離 XDDD 兩翔傍地走XD
04/22 13:36, 5F

04/22 15:42, , 6F
大家都不關注一下我解了什麼嗎 > <
04/22 15:42, 6F

04/22 21:04, , 7F
台灣之光!
04/22 21:04, 7F

04/22 23:50, , 8F
學弟妹不要把我們兩個搞混了!!這樣我會很桑心~
04/22 23:50, 8F

04/23 08:19, , 9F
我曾經喜歡用英文解卦,大部分是幫高中生算科系,每次都很神
04/23 08:19, 9F

04/23 08:20, , 10F
這篇帶給學弟妹不一樣的風味 希望大家可以勇於嘗試!
04/23 08:20, 10F

04/23 12:35, , 11F
對了順便感傷一下 連載要邁向第十篇了 時光真是飛逝呀~
04/23 12:35, 11F
※ 編輯: NTULin5566 來自: 118.167.244.123 (04/24 00:18)
文章代碼(AID): #1FaiC7UB (NTUICPSC)