我被甩了...
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: jho52106 (李四特) 看板: joke
標題: [豪洨] 我被甩了...
時間: Tue May 5 02:10:18 2009
上禮拜花了一千多去燙了個很蓬的爆炸頭 想說跟粗框眼鏡很搭
燙完後約女友去逛街 她看到我的爆炸頭竟然嫌難看
她說:我不要有一個品味這麼差的男朋友
結果那次散了後她到現在都沒再跟我聯絡
我打手機給她她不接 連MSN都沒再上線(我猜她封鎖我)
幹我想我是被甩了...
昨晚跟同學吃完宵夜回到房間
然後把口袋裡的零錢丟在枕頭上(我的習慣)
記得有三百多
睡覺的時後躺在枕頭上我一直想起我的女朋友
幹! 就因為燙了個爆炸頭甩掉我 越想越賭爛...
既然失戀了 乾脆明天就來去把爆炸頭剪掉
想著想著就睡著了...
今天早上醒來第一件事就想到頭髮
起床後看看散落在枕頭附近的零錢竟然只剩下兩百多!!
我猜是室友趁我睡著幹走我的錢...幹真他媽的機掰
先不管這個 刷完牙洗完臉我就直接衝去髮廊
一進去就有個滿正的設計師叫我坐到椅子上 然後問我要做什麼髮型
我說:只要不是爆炸頭就好
然後她就開始幫我剪
看著鏡子裡QQ蓬蓬的頭髮被剪掉我的心情越來越好
想說說不定我換髮型後就能挽回女友
過不久設計師突然停下動作
我從鏡子裡看到她視線停在我的後腦勺
開始覺得怪怪的 我問:我的頭髮怎麼了嗎??
過了一下她拿起剪刀和兩張紙片開口:
超爽的~~~剪到一百塊~~~~
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