[轉錄]小時後的勇氣!
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: saucelove (收集愛情票根) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 小時後的勇氣!
時間: Sun Mar 14 21:06:29 2004
話說在我國小六年級的時候...
我家附近的一隻流浪母狗(她叫大黃)生了一窩狗寶寶
因為大黃餓得又乾又瘦...
也沒有什麼奶給狗寶寶喝
我媽媽就固定每天把家裡的剩菜剩飯叫我拿去餵
----------------------------重點來了----------------------------
就在某一天下午...
我看著六隻狗寶寶整齊的趴在大黃身邊喝ㄋㄟㄋㄟ
還發出"啵啾啵啾"吸ㄋㄟㄋㄟ的聲音
哇...好像超好喝的樣子...
狗寶寶的嘴邊也都沾了白白的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ
-----------------------------以下動作有點白癡-------------------
我突然好想嚐嚐狗ㄋㄟㄋㄟ的味道...
於是我把狗寶寶每隻都摸一摸...然後在摸自己的臉...
再學他們用四隻腳走路...在他們身邊繞來繞去...
想說這樣大黃才會喜歡我...
然後我就趴在最後一隻狗寶寶身邊
一手握著狗乳頭...一手撐在地上...
還一邊看著狗寶寶想學他們的動作...
想說這樣大黃比較不會生氣
然後跟六隻狗寶寶一起喝狗ㄋㄟㄋㄟ...
嘿嘿...大黃一直舔我耶...我那時還超雀躍的...覺得自己成功了...
認為自己做了一件很有科學性而且很了不起的事...
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