[黑特]放在圖書館外面的傘被偷了
給下雨天還來偷傘的小偷
你的行為簡直就是落井下石，無恥至極
在我唸的學校裡雨傘被偷幾乎都是直接報警抓人讓你留個前科
今天原本也想要調圖書館監視器畫面來報警
問了櫃檯才知道沒有監視器
阿姨還問我要不要借愛心傘
你這可惡的小偷走到櫃檯就可以借傘了
又何必觸犯法律來偷別人的傘
你最好把這隻在便利商店買的小白雨傘放回去
我的雨傘是放在出圖書館右手邊的櫃子，最靠近鐵捲門的地方
可惡的小偷你不放回去我就祝你考試永遠不及格，
出門被狗咬，回家被蟑螂咬，
蟑螂還順便下蛋在黏你頭髮上,
找不到人生中的程又青還是李大仁，
等各式祝福，
直到你把傘放回去為止。屑屑。
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