SUN你算幸運了
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作者: y2kre (cun) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 騎車請戴口罩才安全
時間: Sun Sep 19 00:30:56 2010
那天是很晴朗的一天，一切都很順利，
但是，我錯了...
故事是這樣的，
我有一個台中的朋友在台南唸書，那天他要回台中，
所以顧兄弟的我當然是去載他上車回台中，
但是他要先去學校宿舍放東西，
所以顧兄弟的我當然是在所不辭地(真煩)，
上路前，我朋友還跟我說
友人:戴口罩啦，空氣很髒。
我:沒差，回去在洗臉。
在路上我們聊的很開心忘我，
正當這個同時，生死一瞬間，
接下來的事真的只有眨眼眨一半的時間。
眼前我似乎看到黑影越來越大，
也有一個嗡嗡聲越來越大聲，
呼一聲~
之後，
左臉頰馬上出現異常的灼熱感，
我還清楚的聽到左臉頰上掙扎的嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡聲，
我馬上像個娘砲似的大叫，
嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡
友人:怎麼了怎麼了??有妹壓??
我:阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿~~
嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡
身體全身的細胞讓我做出一個自然的反應，
抓下那嗡嗡作響的鬼東西，看看那究竟是什麼
嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡
是蜜蜂，
他的身體還有一半插在我臉上......
嗡嗡~~~~
終於他不嗡了.....
之後的幾天我的左臉就像一顆水蜜桃，
以後我一定騎車要載口罩!
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小蜜蜂嗡嗡嗡
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