[轉錄][無言] 搞什麼........
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作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 搞什麼........
時間: Wed Sep 17 22:41:41 2008
下午在家等面試電話(神啊....給我工作....)
等著等著.....電話響了..........
原來是朋友要訂婚....送喜帖 喜餅來.....
順便探望我的傷勢.....(跛豪ing)
她跟她老公待了一下....還有其他行程就離開了....
之後 我就打開喜餅.....發現是我討厭的那種....
漂亮的外殼 裡面都是小餅乾...以及不環保的包裝....
我就全部打開....拿保鮮盒 通通裝起來....
然後 拎著垃圾....拿到樓下丟....
到了樓下....我很乖的把外盒放到回收區...
一般垃圾丟子母車.....
就出社區大門買可恨的醬油跟雞蛋了.....
*******************************************出外演跛豪 分格線**********
回家之後.....
發現阿母下班了.....在看電視....桌上放著一模一樣的喜餅....
我心想.....大概是最近日子好.....喜餅數量也多吧....
然後 我就打開桌上的禮盒....要開始把餅乾放到保鮮盒....
一打開 看到裡面是空的.....
我媽就說:
"我在樓下看到這個盒子好漂亮.....就拿回來了....."
我勒.....搞屁.....老人回收症候群嗎???
我跟媽媽說....那是我丟的.....
然後好說歹說.....又說服我媽.....不要放多餘的東西在家......
之後 我又下樓去丟盒子....
又以復健方式爬樓梯 回我那專業的五樓家
跟媽媽一起看著 無限跳針的新聞台......
大約七點的時候.....我家大門開了.......
爸~~~~~~~~您回來了~~~~~~~~晚餐也回來了~~~~~~~
是的....除了晚餐 手上也拿著一盒喜餅.....款式相同.........
我跟老爸說:"你也被丟紅色炸彈啊....."
老爸說:
"我在樓下看到這個盒子好漂亮.....我想妳媽會喜歡.....就拿回來了....."
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(偽)簽名檔...ongong(ㄨㄥˇ ㄨㄥˋ)
歡迎來ongong這一家....充滿北七的這一家....
心臟依舊那麼沒力....啊...明天還是發神經.....
(轉一圈)心臟依舊那麼沒力....啊...明天還是發神經.....
ongong揍一家.....(os:可以嗎??)
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