[轉錄][恍神] 先生,你的西瓜....

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笨版首po 前言: 剛剛老媽,老妹和我 一起去那家,不快樂也不幸福的地方採買東西..買了很多..都一桶桶,一箱箱,瓶瓶罐罐... 牛奶,冰淇淋桶...通通都有~ 挺重的..其中包括一顆老媽最愛,最堅持的大西瓜.. 可想而知...結帳後...那對母女自然把東西通通塞丟進塑膠袋交給我, 我: 老媽~西瓜在袋子好難拿喔,妳抱著拿啦~~ 老母: 這樣喔,我們幫你拿一點好了.. 兩個女人各自拎了幾包餅乾,開心的說:我們搭公車回家吧 ^________^ ..台北市225的公車上.. 圖不太會畫..請見諒... 當時車上的乘客 X 不多..陸陸續續上來都有位置坐(也就是沒有人用站的) 我覺得袋子好重,自然把它放在座位的地上 _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| 陸上搖搖晃晃,轉了幾次灣..加上一整天有點疲勞.. 雖然恍神..但還能跟前座的老妹喇賽~ 突然間,後座的B乘客,拍了我一下肩膀說: 先生,你的西瓜... 我低頭看...疑,啊我的西瓜咧?..... 怎嚜不見了?.......... 才發現..原來剛剛轉彎時...我的西瓜● .... _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | ● | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ ● [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | ● | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | ● X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | ● | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | ● [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] 後門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | ● | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | | | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [X ] ●門 [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | X ]| | | |------ [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [B ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | ●| | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [囧] 後門 [囧] [X ] [X ] [囧]| | | | [囧] [囧] [囧] [囧]| | | | 囧]| | | |------ [囧 ] [囧] [囧] [囧]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [囧] [囧] [囧] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| 很多人都知道公車門都是要爬階梯上來的 西瓜摔下去...自然都噴汁了... _-------_____________________--------___________________ | | ●| | | 前門 [媽] [X ] [X ] [囧] 後門 [囧] [X ] [X ] [囧]| | | | [囧] [囧] [囧] [囧]| | | | 囧]| | | |------ [囧 ] [囧] [囧] [囧]| | | | | 司機| [A ] [妹] [我] [囧] [囧] [囧] [X ] [X ] [X ]| |_____|_________________________________________________| 我很尷尬的起身.. 去把它抱回座位,放進袋子裡.. 這下全車的人都明白是怎麼回事... 尤其是西瓜汁已經滴的整台公車都是... 乘客A女士更是誇張,一直笑... 司機: 敲一敲聽起來很清脆...還這麼香..這顆很不錯喔~ 老媽: 我挑的啦! 有圖有真相 http://cid-3c2ddc11864f4bf5.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/lego/DSC05810.JPG
-- 我征戰~我流血~步上考場的盡頭~ 今夜,堅守十點的風城~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.167.168.32 ※ 編輯: Flyingyellow 來自: 218.167.168.32 (05/15 23:25) ※ 編輯: Flyingyellow 來自: 218.167.168.32 (05/15 23:26)
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頭推 圖很易懂!!
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我笑了XD 推圖!!
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有笑有推 有圖更易懂 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很強的示意圖~~~
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!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這顆不錯^^
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05/15 23:38,
母球進洞了。
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XDDDDDD示意圖易懂 有笑有推
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同學有情推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05/15 23:46,
哈哈哈!!友情推一個XD
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※ 編輯: Flyingyellow 來自: 218.167.168.32 (05/15 23:49)
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05/15 23:49,
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XDD 腰袋! 準啦 花式表演
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推有動畫可以看 哈哈
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05/15 23:52,
這顆西瓜不錯喔ＸＤＤ
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※ 編輯: Flyingyellow 來自: 218.167.168.32 (05/15 23:59)
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05/16 00:00,
我還以為滾出門口了咧XDDD
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我挑的啦 XDDDDDD
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阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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有笑有推
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有笑有推!!
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推圖XDDDDDDDDDDD
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有圖有真相!推XD
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XDDDDDD 有笑有推 示意圖很棒 XDDDDD
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推圖~因為有圖，所以我懂了XDDDDDD
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大西瓜咚咚咚~~~~飛到東阿 飛到西~~~~
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西瓜：[超幹]我想下車幹嘛把我抓回去
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還有 139 則推文
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頭破血流.....好血腥啊...
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XD
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05/17 11:48,
少年a，這西瓜呢！！！
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05/17 13:24,
好好笑XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 頭破血流的西瓜
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XD
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05/17 15:37,
好好笑!好棒
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05/17 18:19,
看在原PO這麼努力的畫圖~加上又很好笑~推~xd哈~
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哈 超好笑 大推
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誇張的好像阿!! 大堆~~~!!
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推原PO媽 : 我挑的拉(驕傲狀) 科科
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純推有圖有真相.......
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小玉摔下去的時候....整車的Flyingyellow....嘆為觀止...
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※ cacay:轉錄至看板 Bulls 05/18 23:30
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借轉西瓜版 (誤) 不對 是牛版
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05/19 03:30,
我笑了 0.0/
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05/19 03:42,
還以為我翻倒的珍珠奶茶在公車上滾來滾去已經夠嗆的了
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05/19 17:56,
好可惜的小玉阿XD
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05/19 22:21,
圖好讚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/20 01:10,
真是一顆好西瓜阿 XDDDDDD
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05/20 04:52,
由此可證西瓜是圓的...
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05/20 15:48,
XD 太好笑了
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XD
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05/20 16:39,
你媽好眼光 XD
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05/22 15:26,
老媽: 我挑的啦!~
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老媽: 我挑的啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推動畫解說清楚口愛
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紫魚你應該轉這篇才對!!!
06/02 01:24, 1F
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Flyingyellow:linwang你終於幫我轉過來了 害人家等了好久~
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這篇在笨版被推爆了耶 XD
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好好笑的圖解唷 有真實性 司機人也太好了吧 幽默唷
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06/25 11:23, , 5F
我笑到肚子痛～～～太寶了啦！！！
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