[轉錄]snaken的一天(內有杜正憲 未滿20歲請勿 …
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作者: snaken (我的腳阿><") 看板: NTUMEB93-B
標題: snaken的一天(內有杜正憲 未滿20歲請勿觀賞)
時間: Fri Oct 29 00:05:30 2004
昨晚,我坐在電腦前,開心的打著報告(!?)
猛然一看才發現已經九點十五了,熊熊想起我的垃圾還沒有到
一想起了那罐已經放了三天的牛奶,我的心中就起了雞皮疙瘩
”對,無論如何我今天都得倒垃圾!!”我暗自在心中下了決定。
-------------補充說明分隔線----------------
我家附近的垃圾車一班是九點,另一班是十點
-------------補充結束分隔線----------------
十點,我依然快樂的打報告(!?)
完全沒有發現到垃圾時間到了
十點十分,我猛然抬頭,發現時間已經超過十分鐘了
於是我連忙抓起垃圾和那瓶放了三天的牛奶就往門外衝
在騎上腳踏車之前,我隨手、不經意的牛奶往垃圾袋中一放
完全忽略了一件可怕的事---那個垃圾袋是破的!!!!
----------snaken騎腳踏車衝出去分隔線-------------
”阿幹!?”衝到巷口,垃圾車果然不見了
我一心急之下,隨意抓個路人問
”先生你好,請問一下垃圾車開到哪去了??”
那個被我抓來的先生一副想笑又不敢笑的表情地說
”今天星期三不收垃圾喔!!”
snaken:"*(^@!*!)_*@+($#)$(*#&$*(^"
但,我是有恆心的男人,拿了垃圾出門不能帶回家
所以我開始尋找可以偷偷丟垃圾的地方
-------------遇到杜正憲分隔線----------------
snaken很焦急的在路上走來走去,忽然背後傳來
”snaken~~~~snaken~~~~~"
回頭一看,喔喔喔,是杜政憲耶!!
他一個人滿臉笑容地站在7-11門口
snaken:"你在這幹麻阿!?”
杜:”等人阿”(詭異地笑了一下)
snaken:”喔”
心思單純潔善良可愛護眾生的snaken當時還不知人心險惡
以為這世界上,大部分的人都是好人,於是繼續和杜政憲扯淡
忽然
杜:”啊!我同學來了!!”
snaken:(._.?) ○(#‵︿′ㄨ)○ (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧”
(以上為snaken的心情圖)
天阿!!我實在不敢相信我自己的眼睛,
一個女生滿臉笑容地提了一個蛋糕給杜政憲,然後兩個人在街上有說有笑
snaken整個人一瞬間就難過了起來
看看杜政憲,他提蛋糕 我,提垃圾
看看杜政憲,長得又帥速度又快 我,><”
看看杜政憲,衣衫筆挺 我,阿幹,牛奶灑出
來噴到我身上了
看著臉上洋溢著著幸福的杜政憲,我帶著一身不明白色液體,提著一袋垃圾
默默地離開了........
好想哭阿><””
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