[認真][問卦][大FUN送] 兜售門票...
大家好,這不是假賣門票之名,行賣車票之實,我不是這麼差勁的司機...
事情是這樣的,令狐某在深夜唸物理,漸感百般聊賴,昏昏欲睡之時
忽然悟到獨孤九劍第九劍「破氣式」的真諦嗎?
拜託!第十劍都被我推廣出來了,還第九劍勒
先不要急著按END,要不然你就欲哭無淚(揪咪)
在下是突然想到今年學期初全系大會之時,在下狗屎運抽到一套
LUXY門票!
LUXY門票!!
LUXY門票!!!
有鑑於在下還是他媽的孤家寡人一個,這套票也沒啥用處= =
所以....所以...
兜售啦!!!
原則上一張賣480 NT dollars
但是,嘿嘿嘿!這兒有幾條特別條款
就是優惠啦,不是要你(妳)繳什麼贈與稅啦 放心!
1. 如果買方的身分為B99B02系之五大系對(不是系隊喔)者
經查證屬實,得以8折票價購取。
哪五對,還問!你(妳)到底是不是生技系的?
2. 如果買方的身分為本系之五大系對,且有意進行2+1幸福家庭計畫者,
在下謹代表台灣共和國政府予以新生兒補貼,經查證屬實得以75折票價
購取。
3. 如果買方的身分為本系之五大系對,但關係瀕臨破碎,快要「我已經回不去」
,經查證屬實者
不要跟我客氣了,如果我的讓步可以換得你們一世的幸福,960元算什麼?
不過,嘿嘿,要先跟我「詳述」經過唷~~
4. 如果買方的身分為本系之單身漢、待字閨中者,但此時卻有了對象!!
經查證屬實,外系的請附上 學校系級 名字 情書(好像太嚴苛了,算了)
得以5折票價購取 科科。
5. 如果買方為pro-班對(即將要了!),自動承認吧,我以85折票價賣你。好好
利用啊,不要弄巧成拙了XDD
6. 要是敢唬洨我,編了個什麼「我快要把到進口推車了」或者「我喜歡上黃柏
源你了」之類的謊言,加碼賣出,一張500元!!!
以上就是特別條款,意者請在6/30日前洽詢我,票的期限只到這天
媽的! 超累的,幹!普物還沒看一半....
祝大家期中考順利啊~~
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