[爆卦] 期末考前的一場夢
小弟JJ56,GODJJ的JJ,鳥人56的56
事情是這樣的,JJ56剛剛在系館做了一個夢...
大一的JJ56非常不認真讀書,非常耍廢,廢到系上的必修課該當的都被當,不該當的也一
起當,大二時只好再跟學弟妹修一次,JJ56修了56世,終於在這一年選到的一個超級名師
,不只上課有趣,還常常講探針的故事,激起我對探針的無限熱情。一年下來,JJ56非常
感謝這位老師,俗話一日為師,終身為父,JJ56覺得,老師就是JJ56的之父。
沒想到就要安安穩穩的拿下這剩下的3學分時,發生一件驚呆JJ56的事,原本在期末最後
一天的期末考,卻因為學弟去教務處寫校務建言,讓上層來對如此用心、如此優質的老師
施壓,將考試往前移了29個小時。原本三小時的考試縮減成兩小時,兩間教室的考場縮減
成一間。全是因為學弟的建言。老師講著講著,眼睛泛淚,老師20年教書沒碰過這種事情
,有困難大家有話好說,幹嘛這樣欺壓老師呢?JJ56聽著聽著,眼淚就早已流程一條舟山
河。不知道是哪個學弟,這麼冷血無情,閒閒沒事卻去對老師做這種事情。這時在夢中我
竟成了這個學弟,才發現,原來從小,學弟就常常做出這種事。上了大學,這種無知無理
的個性,竟然還是沒改掉。JJ56一直想一直想,心冷了,眼淚也掉了。外頭不知道什麼時
候下起了滂沱大雨,JJ56沒帶雨傘,JJ56沿路狂奔,還跌倒了好幾次,擦出好幾道傷口。
JJ56跑到系館前,看到系館被圍起來了,散發出了藍光,JJ56覺得應該是歷代的列祖列宗
在裡頭吧,聽說學長靠他們賺了很多錢。JJ56急急忙忙跑到屋簷下,發現門被鎖上了,拿
出學生證刷刷刷,逼逼逼門都不開,JJ56只好站在外面一直等,雨一直下。JJ56一直等,
雨一直下。JJ56一直等,雨一直下。JJ56覺得好難過,好悲哀,覺得人生沒了希望。水漸
漸淹到了JJ56的膝蓋,再來是腰,胸口,嘴巴,鼻子,JJ56不能呼吸了……
JJ56坐起身來,喘著氣,還好系館跟學弟都只是一場夢
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