[轉錄]我老爸
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: catwa (Forever and ever) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 我老爸
時間: Wed Feb 16 22:53:24 2005
話說我老爸是一個十分可愛的中年人
非常愛趕流行並且童心未泯
像是之前的流星花園他很愛看，還會一直叫『酸菜～酸菜～』XD
之後又看了愛情白皮書，整天一直『小優～小優～』
================以上不是正題====================以下才是正題==============
上個禮拜他們夫妻倆去買了肯ｘ基，順便帶了兩隻小叮噹回來給我們姊妹
電池裝好之後我爸才知道原來小叮噹會動而且還可以錄音喔！
他就很快樂的拿起小叮噹對準錄音孔說：哇戲拎老杯～哇戲拎老杯～
然後就看到一隻可愛的小叮噹嘴巴說著台語在家裡跑來跑去=__=
玩著玩著就往廁所走去，此時我奶奶正好走出來在跟我爸講話
我爸就說：等一下再說，我要去大便
然後一邊遙控著小叮噹往廁所走來。
奶奶：騙笑耶！棒賽勾愛帶玩計…
我爸：吼～便所經謀聊內！
我：你不要把小叮噹帶去廁所玩啦=___=
我爸：什麼啦～寵物就是要訓練啦！
我爸已經把小叮噹當成寵物了，完全是無言以對…
只能不斷聽著從廁所傳出來的『哇戲拎老杯～哇戲拎老杯～』Orz
而我爸從廁所出來後還繼續瘋狂玩著小叮噹。
我爸：來來來～站好站好～來賽跑！
我：（無言）
我爸：來～亦被～跑！衝啊～～！
我爸：啊，卡輪了，快企救他！
然後就看到小叮噹去撞另一隻小叮噹的悲慘狀況=_______=
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