[轉錄]三字經中英版

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>>三字經之中英對照版.... >西方漢學家翻譯的三字經 > >人之初:At the beginning of life. >性本善:Sex is good. >性相近:Basically, all the sex are the same. >習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. > >苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. >性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. >教之道:The way of learning it >貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. > >昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng >擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. >子不學:If you don't study hard, >斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. > >竇燕山 Dou, the Famous >有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine >教五子 All his five sons took it >名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known. > >養不教 If your children don't know how to do it, >父之過 It is all your fault. >教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it, >師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. > >子不學 You may refuse to study this >非所宜 but that is a real mistake >幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood, >老何? you will lose your ability when aged > >玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, >不成器 It won't become hard and strong. >人不學 If you don't learn sex, >不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness -- 生有經歷才有成長,有挫折才有有反思,成為事實的便要接受, 心裏的怨恨只會令自己受苦,想改變自己,只能靠自己. 這個世界變幻無常,樂觀或悲觀,原來自己可以選擇的.——真心話 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 140.112.19.195

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最近配喜都喜歡搞這種外語的東西
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推 219.91.89.15 04/23, , 2F
莫非是看上了哪家的姑娘也喜歡這玩意嗎
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嘖嘖 嘖嘖 到底是哪家的姑娘??坦白從寬
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沒啦 救我同學波的 我轉錄過來咩
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