[轉錄][Youtube] It's my dick in a box!

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: theseller (TheSeller) 看板: sex 標題: [Youtube] It's my dick in a box! 時間: Fri Jan 5 01:53:40 2007 真的很好笑，雖然沒有字幕，但是抓了歌詞翻譯湊合著看吧 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdwBmmuaNE&mode=related&search=

中文亂翻: ------------------------------------------------------ hey,女孩兒~ 我有個特別的禮物要給妳。所以乖乖坐下，聽好了。我們已經在一起那麼久了。有些事情我已準備好要跟妳說清楚(這句不會翻..囧) 妳知道現在是聖誕，我心房敞開，我想送妳個禮物讓妳知道我的真意，一個很特別的禮物，所以打開蓋子，往裡面瞧~~ 我的"LP"在盒子裡！我不會送只鑽石戒子，那種東西沒什麼意義，我不會送台拉風跑車，女孩兒妳要知道妳是我心中最閃耀的星，我不會送棟在山坵上的別墅，像妳這樣的女孩兒需要點真實東西。我將送妳我的真情意，一個不一樣的，女孩兒~ 我的"LP"在盒子裡，寶貝！我的"LP"在盒子裡！我的"LP"在盒子裡，女孩兒！看我真是聰明知道該送什麼給妳，而且我還帶來唯一的，妳是第二位見過"它"的人。給所有需要讓女士們印象深刻的老兄，這很簡單，只要跟著下面的步驟，一在盒子上面挖個洞二把你的傢伙伸進去三讓她掀開蓋子照著這樣做就對了我的"LP"在盒子裡！我的"LP"在盒子裡，寶貝！我的"LP"在盒子裡！我的"LP"在盒子裡，女孩兒！聖誕: "LP"盒。 Hannukah:(猶太人的慶典) "LP"盒。 Kwanzaa:(不清楚) "LP"盒。每個節日都來個"LP"盒。在妳父母家，來個"LP"盒。禮拜五逛街時，來個"LP"盒。 CMA的後台，來個"LP"盒。喔............... 我的"LP"在盒子裡，"LP"盒~~ 英文歌詞如下: -------------------------------------------- Hey, girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down, and listen. Girl you know we been together, such a long long time [Such a long time] And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line. Well, you know it's Christmas And my heart is open wide Gonna give you somethin' so you know what's on my mind [What's on my mind] A gift real special So take off the top Take a look inside It's my D*ck in a box. Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real I wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special, girl... It's my d*ck in a box. My d*ck in a box, babe It's my d*ck in a box. [Oooooo-Oooooooh] My d*ck in a box, girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' And I got just the one Somethin' to show you that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do, just follow these steps One- Cut a hole in a box Two- Put your junk in that box Three- Make her open the box And that's the way you do it. It's my d*** in a box. My d*** in a box, babe It's my d*** in a box. (Oooooo-Oooohhhh) My d*** in a box, girl Christmas: d*** in a box Hannukah: d*** in a box Kwanzaa: d*** in a box Every single holiday, a d*** in a box Over at your parents' house, a d*** in a box Mayday at the grocery store, a d*** in a box Back stage at the CMA's, a d*** in a box Yeah, a well well well well... My d*** in a box... d*** in a box... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.127.81.132

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