[轉錄]我爸的體力
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作者: deepspider (可憐高五生) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 我爸的體力
時間: Sun May 15 17:03:02 2005
我弟現在是一個高三生,而且交了一個女朋友,進展到本壘。
常常會在下課後和她女朋友回我家他房間做愛,然後再去補習。
因為我爸媽都是上班族,大概七八點才回家,所以都不知道這件事。
我下課在家偶爾會遇到他們,我是覺得很OK,
所以有看到他們的話就只是會打個招呼這樣。
------------------------星期六我弟白天去補習的分隔線--------------------
我爸媽之前訂了新的床墊,打算把我弟舊的那張換掉,
他們把床搬起來後,發現床底下有很多保險套的包裝紙,
兩個老人終於發現我弟的風流不羈,吃完不抹淨的瀟灑
於是決定要找我弟講一下.....
--------------------我弟回來後一起吃晚飯的餐桌上的分隔線------------------
爸:「那個弟啊,你是不是都和女朋友在房間做那個啊?」
弟(臉大紅):「嗯嗯。」
爸:「你不要那麼年輕就那麼守不住啦,你看我當年一直忍,忍到二十八歲才和你媽結婚
,所以你看到現在...」
媽(插嘴):「到現在就沒力了(我在旁當場噴飯),所以你還不儉省著用.....」
我爸...
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我想我爸原本是想說,到現在才能那麼勇.....
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圖感謝 fjumonkey 大大
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