[轉錄][笑話] 如果看到賣西瓜的...

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1DLLW7-V ] 作者: ZephyrAvatar (Zephyr) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] 如果看到賣西瓜的... 時間: Fri Feb 11 23:38:44 2011 有個工程師某日在下班前接到老婆的電話... 老婆說：「下班順便帶一斤包子回家，如果看到賣西瓜的，就買一個。」 晚上工程師回到家，老婆看了就問：「怎麼只買了一個包子？」 工程師：「因為看到賣西瓜的。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.47.66.108
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02/11 23:40,
看兩次後 會心一笑
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02/11 23:40,
XD
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02/11 23:40,
果然是工程師
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02/11 23:41,
XD
02/11 23:41
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02/11 23:41,
優質XDD
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02/11 23:42,
XDDD
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02/11 23:42,
老婆:我就知道你們有一腿!!!!!
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02/11 23:43,
XD
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02/11 23:43,
清流~XD
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02/11 23:44,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/11 23:44,
XDDDDDDDD
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02/11 23:45,
if 賣西瓜....
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02/11 23:45,
有系列文的潛力!!!!
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02/11 23:46,
XDDDDDDDD
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02/11 23:46,
好棒！
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02/11 23:47,
看2次才懂 XDDD 還不錯
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02/11 23:47,
老婆：幹 你這麼會coding幹嘛辣
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02/11 23:48,
這個邏輯真有趣XD
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02/11 23:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/11 23:49,
帥喔
02/11 23:49
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02/11 23:49,
XD 好笑耶
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02/11 23:50,
看4次才看懂 Orz
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02/11 23:50,
清流耶~~~
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02/11 23:51,
COOL
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02/11 23:51,
超好笑的~~
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02/11 23:51,
XD if
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02/11 23:52,
包子算斤的?
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02/11 23:52,
這跟程式有關吧!!超好笑
02/11 23:52
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02/11 23:52,
工程師無誤
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02/11 23:52,
應該要 怎麼只買了一"斤"包子？ 才對???
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02/11 23:52,
幹 超好笑XD
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02/11 23:53,
XDDD
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02/11 23:53,
不錯
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02/11 23:54,
因為有"如果" XDDD
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02/11 23:54,
看第2次才懂...厲害!!!
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02/11 23:55,
怎麼辦，我覺得好像蠻正常的 = =
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02/11 23:55,
看兩遍才懂 科科
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02/11 23:55,
if(看到西瓜) 買一個包子 else 買一斤包子
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02/11 23:55,
好好笑　哈哈哈哈
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還有 92 則推文
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02/12 04:10,
淡淡的哀傷推
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02/12 04:13,
純粹是中文習慣省略主受格...
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02/12 04:14,
糟糕 我直覺就是買一個西瓜就好ㄟ 工程師思考習慣 Orz
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02/12 04:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 04:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 04:34,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD工程師是對的
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02/12 05:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 06:01,
宅男的悲哀
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02/12 06:38,
XD
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02/12 07:54,
XDDDDDD
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02/12 08:13,
老婆是:買一個西瓜 工程師:看到賣西瓜就買一個包子
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02/12 08:40,
XDDD
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02/12 09:40,
........
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02/12 09:54,
XDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 09:57,
看三次才懂 = =
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02/12 10:20,
好靠杯
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02/12 10:25,
笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 10:26,
1XDDD
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02/12 10:29,
還好我也有學過 不然還真看不懂咧XD
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噓
02/12 10:54,
哪裡好笑阿= =幾百年前笑話
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02/12 10:59,
有笑有推XDDDDDD
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02/12 11:33,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 11:40,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 11:48,
沒學過看的懂+1..多看幾次就會懂..文法問題..
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02/12 12:02,
看得懂 但不好笑啊
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02/12 12:04,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 12:22,
看到賣西瓜的 條件成立!! 所以只買一個包子xdddd
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02/12 12:23,
工程師是對的!!!
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02/12 12:27,
.........變數學板了嗎,難笑....
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02/12 12:37,
XDDD
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02/12 12:54,
有笑有推
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02/12 13:06,
GJ XDDDD
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02/12 13:10,
XDDD
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噓
02/12 13:18,
JOKE邏輯板
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02/12 13:21,
爆
02/12 13:21
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02/12 13:26,
看第二次才看懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/12 13:26,
借轉錄
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02/12 14:31, , 1F
很多不懂裝懂的鄉民~~~
02/12 14:31, 1F
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02/12 14:46, , 2F
哼哼
02/12 14:46, 2F
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