[轉錄][無言] 這該怎麼看待未來?

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: nickchuang (nickchuang) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 這該怎麼看待未來? 時間: Tue May 5 23:41:10 2009 板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 在此出賣一下我的同學，這是發生在他身上的一件事... 我那個同學的母親一直覺得我的同學不夠聰明，因此下了一個決定! 她帶我的同學去找算命師還是道士，這我也不大清楚 說是要幫我同學開所謂的"聰明門"，看看能不能讓我的同學考更好 到了他們的店裡，那個先生開始作法要幫他開聰明門 先生用手指指著我同學的頭，用台語說... "開!....開!....開!....開!..... 開!....怎麼打不開?....開!....開!...." 那位先生繼續作法... 過了一段時間，他轉過頭來，對著我同學的母親說.... "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" 請問各位，如果你在你的一生中發生這種事...你要如何看待你接下的的人生阿... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.127.142.94
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05/05 23:42,
推道士誠實XD
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05/05 23:42,
有下文嘛?要不然感覺是斷章取義 XD
05/05 23:42
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05/05 23:44,
推隔壁的鎖匠
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05/05 23:45,
靠杯 有夠好笑的XDDD 笑死我了 怎麼會打不開阿~~
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05/05 23:46,
還 蠻 屌 的
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05/05 23:46,
這個時候就要對那個道士說:哼哼 原來你自己的也沒打開啊!!
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05/05 23:46,
再付十萬就打的開啦~
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05/05 23:47,
換版標!~
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05/05 23:48,
有這樣的江湖術士啊....XD
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05/05 23:48,
嘿嘿~~~ 鑰匙在我這!!!
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05/05 23:56,
找個鎖匠還比較快XD~~~~
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05/05 23:59,
一刀砍下去就開了阿(誤
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05/06 00:05,
"抱歉!打不開!"XDDDDDD
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05/06 00:07,
打不開才有機會拼笨版版主（誤
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05/06 00:08,
打不開有靠北到XDDD
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05/06 00:09,
幹 超屌的 道士中肯
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05/06 00:10,
打不開.....第一次聽到道士會那麼誠實耶...
05/06 00:10
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05/06 00:11,
我笑了XD
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05/06 00:13,
再付十萬就打的開啦~ 仙劍梗!!!
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05/06 00:13,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 00:13,
笑到眼淚流出來了!!! XDDDDD 我想知道媽媽的表情~
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05/06 00:17,
抱歉啦~因為鎖生鏽了 所以打不開...
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05/06 00:19,
這樣可以主張給付不能撤銷契約吧
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05/06 00:23,
XDDDDDD
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05/06 00:23,
超好笑的，笑到噴淚了
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05/06 00:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 00:25,
超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 00:25,
打不開!!!好可憐阿...那道士真中肯...XDD
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05/06 00:27,
那位母親都要哭出來了吧
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05/06 00:28,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 00:29,
XDDDD本日最中肯!!!!!!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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C4準備中.......
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05/06 00:34,
.........這個道士也.....
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05/06 00:35,
大概錢沒繳齊吧..多繳幾次就會開了
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XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 23:07,
有 夠 靠 杯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 23:29,
道士:"抱歉，打不開!! 也許再多添些香油錢......"
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05/06 23:32,
笑到打滾
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05/06 23:41,
哈哈哈哈 笑到肚子好痛
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05/06 23:49,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 00:19,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 00:34,
吼 超好笑的XD
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05/07 00:34,
道士很實在XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 09:03,
道士好誠實阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 09:10,
笑死我了啦
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05/07 11:29,
XDDDDDDD打不開.....
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05/07 13:07,
這年頭誠實的道士已經不多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 14:04,
XD
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05/07 18:17,
我笑到肚子痛！
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05/07 19:06,
好好笑 不過原PO同學會不會難過阿 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 20:45,
好好笑XDDDD 我真的快瘋了!
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笑翻 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/07 21:39,
XD
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我那同學好像沒啥感覺耶...
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然怪打不開 - -
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD道士太實在了吧!!!!!!!!
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05/08 00:02,
請鎖匠說不定比較有用喔!!
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05/08 00:15,
太好笑了 想到那畫面..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/08 02:02,
大笑大推啊XD
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05/08 02:46,
靠~~~真強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/08 15:47,
揪靠杯
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05/08 20:19,
打不開XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/08 22:15,
不 意 外
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/09 03:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑倒
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05/10 01:12,
笑到肚子痛阿阿阿阿阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/10 13:56,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/10 20:24,
超好笑! 道士:抱歉打不開 原波同學:你在靠杯逆 XDDDD
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05/10 21:11,
真誠時 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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